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  1. Writing a speculative fiction song about Nic Cage called "The Twelfth House." Love the idea that he hit that point & KEPT GOING. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Aging is not ugly. Fear is. about 9 hours ago from web
  3. Plastic surgery. Making me sad today. It's sexist, subjugating bullshit that men age better than women. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. The first six seconds of that Susan Boyle song... are coming... to get you... about 24 hours ago from web
  5. New band name idea: Jailtime For Salahis. 10:45 AM Nov 26th from web
  6. Failure: Santa flapping his gums in an epic Thanksgiving Parade lip synch disaster. He still totally exists, though. 9:37 AM Nov 26th from web
  7. This morning, couldn't remember if it was Spider Man, Spider-Man or Spiderman. (The last hilariously pronounced like Letterman or Newman.) 9:19 AM Nov 26th from web
  8. @inrockland Really sorry to hear that! I am sending you a magical cure through Twitter. KNEE BE HEALED!! 9:02 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to inrockland
  9. @tigerflight I almost went with "spread-eagled for Jesus," but then thought better of it. 11:06 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to tigerflight
  10. I replaced my MacBook battery, hot shaft in hand. 5:58 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  11. "Hot shaft in hand." 5:57 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  12. I'm going to follow my most boring tweets with some kind of provocative but disconnected dada catchphrase. Hang on, composing. 5:56 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  13. For those following today's boring twitter storyline, the MacBook had a faulty battery. Replaced it. 5:54 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  14. @maura Condition of the bet should have been that you don't get to announce it. :) 4:28 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to maura
  15. That was one extremely dull tweet. Sorry. Some things are... not worth sharing, I guess. 3:31 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. Headed to the Apple Genius Bar in holiday traffic. MacBook's been suddenly quitting for no reason, even though it still has battery power. 3:30 PM Nov 25th from web
  17. @islandis No. No, you are not. 3:15 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to islandis
  18. It has been a week without sunshine here in DC. I feel like I'm in some undiscovered Scandinavian terrain. 11:51 AM Nov 25th from web
  19. @willeastman Congratulations, Will! Good luck with the single. 11:50 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to willeastman
  20. @Chris_Randall I saw McCoy Tyner play at Blues Alley here in DC! Was too shy to talk to him afterwards. Chickened out. 9:41 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Chris_Randall