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  1. Oh wait, no - I have to write a blog post about that time I got strung up from the rafters. Great, my sex life is a chore.about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Am I really caught up with my to do list? Are all the fires put out? Does this mean I get to relax for the rest of the evening??about 2 hours ago from web
  3. @staciejm Tell your annoying barnacle friend you'll be happy to add pics of her+you on fb for a low fee of $25 per pic.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to staciejm
  4. I just discovered The Bear Ranch. I am SO happy right now. http://bit.ly/3QDS4Labout 3 hours ago from Facebook
  5. @saintlouiscat I FINALLY finished reading Middlesex today. Now I'm on to "Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters"about 4 hours ago from web in reply to saintlouiscat
  6. A striking concept from the book Middlesex: "Men cover you like a sarcophagus lid and call it love." http://bit.ly/2StmeVabout 6 hours ago from Facebook
  7. Now I'm playing game I just invented called Detroit Cocktail Lounge. I'm drinking cheap gin, eating peanuts, & feeling laid off.about 6 hours ago from web
  8. Just got back from brisk walk, absorbing this lovely melancholy. Found a bone on the sidewalk, took it with me, now it's my lucky bone.about 6 hours ago from web
  9. What am I in the mood for? soft nudes? twinks? cowboy? armpit? NSFW Galleries of Gorgeous Men http://bit.ly/3qw3b1about 7 hours ago from Facebook
  10. I'm sexually attracted to my burnt orange sweater.about 7 hours ago from web
  11. Sigh, at least he portrayed boredom in a clever fashion...RT @capnmarrrrk I'm coyote bored. I would chew off my mouse arm to escape.about 7 hours ago from web
  12. @JeepNaked @pennykarma I hope the awful W Co women sitting next to us enjoyed all the piss fetish cock pierced nude orgy talk.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to JeepNaked
  13. @livingsexuality I am SO into seeing the movie Precious! Can't wait to make that happen.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to livingsexuality
  14. At lunch today I asked server which curry would best match my outfit. Ended up with masman, nice autumn color, comfort Thai food.about 8 hours ago from web
  15. Why are my thigh hi stockings suddenly on strike? GRIP MY THIGHS, BITCH. How annoying.about 11 hours ago from web
  16. I'm supposed to meet @JeepNaked and @pennykarma for lunch in 20 min and I don't want to get dressed. help me lordabout 11 hours ago from web
  17. Saw pile of fur in the road & was relieved it was a wig & not a raccoon.about 13 hours ago from web
  18. http://twitpic.com/ozpex - By the end of our 4 day vacation, Beast had accomplished his goal.about 15 hours ago from TwitPic
  19. http://twitpic.com/ozp0a - Bonnie n Clyde flasks!about 15 hours ago from TwitPic
  20. World's smallest mom pregnant again. "I looked like a beach ball with a head and little feet." http://tinyurl.com/yktsfmyabout 15 hours ago from web