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beatrixsaid

  1. You are making my life a living nightmare! [very "threenager", what a temper!]
  2. [4 Sikh men in turbans walking along] Look Daddy! The pirates are coming!!
  3. ... and then later: My day today has been bonkers. I can hear my knees cracking. Stop talking Mummy, I need some peace in quiet.
  4. I am having a really very silly day!
  5. I was in your tummy but now I'm out. When you get smaller you can go in my tummy and I will look after you in my... http://fb.me/CQJdKbKy
  6. Nobody takes care of me properly.
  7. [puts on white lace gloves from dressing up box] Come here Penny [dog] time for me to check your bottom. [and... http://fb.me/FAO1FPy5
  8. Mummy I can see your boobies, they look like bananas
  9. and then nanny has to have a poo poo because if you don't have a poo poo then the man will be really angry
  10. when the man comes he's going to take the stick and put it in my tummybelly and then make it into a smiley face... http://fb.me/G6jM51a7
  11. DON'T touch the shrinking tree, OK Mummy? OK Daddy? If you touch it, you will pissappear.
  12. I don't like to do poo poo. I did two really big ones and then one that was all creaky.
  13. Mummy, your face makes people cry.
  14. I want to climb on the dog and run really really fast with my hair got long
  15. Pheweeee, I'm dusting for a wee wee!
  16. Daddy doesn't wear knickers, Daddy has a woolly. Daddy stuck the woolly on the front of his bottom and wiggled... http://fb.me/E56ng88d