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  1. @longlivemer you and me both but my problems stem more from it being negative a million degrees outside the covers than anything else.
  2. Mommy just asked if we needed to sing "Happy Birthday" to Baby Jesus. @hrhare back to Sunday school with you!
  3. @longlivemer bwahahahaha ran so far away.... And now cannot stop napping.
  4. @JadeEmily on my way to DC now. Prob back sat or sun.
  5. @longlivemer More importantly, where is the flood-fixing super? Not here, that is where.
  6. one of the many reasons I love you, @radioxstar RT @radioxstar: is sad to see #youknowyourfat is trending but #youknowyourefat is not. Sigh.
  7. @JadeEmily How long do you stay? I leave tmw morning but back this weekend I think. Maybe we can gather @SinCItizenX and @WineRocks ?
  8. @longlivemer Overheard: "It's for magazines. What do you think they mean by 'drop date'?" Funk this place. I have floods to fight.
  9. @corbetriley Nice. Seminoles?
  10. @corbetriley Why would you do that?
  11. Take that you dirty pork diseases! You will have to transform yourselves again before you can infect me.
  12. @corbetriley where you going now?
  13. I don't care how urgent that game of scrabble is. Stop staring at it and cover your mouth when you cough. #disgustingwomanIdespise
  14. @JessieGibson You put it more at -550?
  15. What are the odds on this? It is probably worth betting on. RT @JessieGibson: Try this one more time, I am not going out tonight!!
  16. Seerisly national geographic? Monster jellyfishes aren't enough? You need to show me VENOM SPITTING DINOSAUR TURKEYS? Just stop.
  17. @JadeEmily You are the mayor of your desk? Congratulations!
  18. @radioxstar I haven't stopped yet. Drinking that is.
  19. @longlivemer I feel that. The world sure doesn't like PAYING for interwebs. It would like to be seamlessly connected to free cocktails.
  20. @longlivemer The world NEEDED interesting. Now it has lowered its standards and just needs another cocktail.