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beatmyshmeat

  1. Just saw The Avengers in theatres in 3D
  2. RT @Y_U_NOOO WEED Y U NO LEGAL
  3. On my way to TEXAS ROADHOUSE #YESSSSSSSS
  4. RT @ImTheFurst Graduation shots with my boy @beatmyshmeat
  5. RT @Gabby_Cousino I'm going to fix so many things tomorrow with people. #determined
  6. Seniors vs janitors
  7. At the yearbook signing party
  8. Damn, senior prank ought to he interesting.
  9. RT @Shane_Samone God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
  10. @Shane_Samone you have to remember to bring them though. Lol.
  11. @Shane_Samone you'll love school more when you see me in the yoga pants.
  12. I lost my tag!!! :"(
  13. Who would do dat?! @ImTheFurst bit.ly/KOmXyt
  14. I no can talk 2 senior girl.
  15. Drivers ed officially over
  16. Lecture are the best especially from your parents. <33
  17. Girls lead guys on But Guys play girls neither gender has room to talk"all guys are the same, pigs" or "Girls are bitches they lead you on."
  18. "Never trust a hoe." -3oH3 #Words to live by
  19. RT @Shane_Samone You think them niggas you with is with you?
  20. RT @FunnyEvil "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace"