bearvsunicorn
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's new socks have stretch ribbing and grey and red stripes. They are uh, amazing. And like fifty cents with his mom's Kohl's discount. !!
about 16 hours ago
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@ ok so, crystal antlers *is* admittedly really excellent, however, it is way too fucking loud for work :(
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to andrewabalos
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"Let's turn Copenhagen into Hopenhagen" (places gun into mouth and waits for a good samaritan)
about 20 hours ago
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May Oral Roberts, his praying hand statues, and the CityPlex failed christ-doctor complex all rot in their well deserved hell. With puppies.
2:52 PM Dec 15th
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@ IT WAS PROPHESY, IT MUST HAPPEN!!!
2:51 PM Dec 15th
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in reply to mandapolis
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@ THAT WAS NO NIGHTMRE, THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN
12:36 PM Dec 15th
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in reply to mandapolis
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@ oh no! Your macaroni and glitter diorama is going to turn out like shit now!
8:37 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to andrewabalos
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We're losing customers. Boss: "Our executives understand this process and I don’t expect any changes for our team" Unemployment Here I Come!
8:16 AM Dec 15th
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In America we hit our romance novel stars with geese. You Italians are just plain fucked!
7:42 AM Dec 14th
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is weighing the benefits of coming in drunk against the detriments of being conscious tomorrow. Monday can go fuck itself wholly.
1:46 AM Dec 14th
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Gentlemen, you are my hearts fire. I love you all for that banging fucking soirée.
12:55 AM Dec 13th
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iPhone Solidarity!
Also:
3:49 PM Dec 12th
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Queer Gents, five hours and counting. I am *freaking out* with excitement. And scotch guarding everything (semen is just *the worst*)
1:34 PM Dec 12th
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@ whoah I love Comets on Fire, they are like my favorite band ever, I draw them on all my notebooks
1:25 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to andrewabalos
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"I feel like I've known you for as long as The Soup's been on"
8:22 PM Dec 11th
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Headline of the Day: "Don't be fooled by Palin" Thx2u Guardian!
12:59 PM Dec 11th
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@ HANDS UP SEVEN UP
12:57 PM Dec 11th
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in reply to mandapolis
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@ whoah! You should take those meds that make you addicted to sex and gambling!! But cure RLS!
7:48 AM Dec 11th
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in reply to Reinhoren
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2 day progression: "5 Americans Detained in Pakistan", "5 Muslim-Americans Detained in Pakistan", "5 Muslim Men Detained in Pakistan"
7:24 AM Dec 11th
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@ Updog is soooo in this time of year.
4:09 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to morelikejwitter
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- Name Jeff Vance
- Location Boulder, CO
- Web http://jcvance.com
- Bio Cats are more aerodynamic than shotputs. Discuss.
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