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beardofzeuss

  1. @nicole_terese the one you tweeted me last week apparently. about 9 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to nicole_terese
  2. @nicole_terese :( about 12 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to nicole_terese
  3. If Pulp Fiction has taught me anything it's that leaving your machine gun in the kitchen while you're taking a dump has dire consequences. about 14 hours ago via Mobile Web
  4. @nicole_terese What is that picture? 11:53 PM May 26th via Mobile Web in reply to nicole_terese
  5. I think having a girl tell me she wants to blow me via WoW makes her that much more likely to have a penis. 10:31 AM May 15th via TweetCaster for Android
  6. @XkatiekrunkX kind of like everyone that ever got a solid black tribal tat. 12:54 PM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to XkatiekrunkX
  7. Nipples drive me nuts. 11:51 AM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android
  8. I over slept and missed my much needed hair appointment. 11:15 AM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android
  9. @XkatiekrunkX he probably asked for a nautical star but had NO clue what it was so his best description came out as a Jew star. 10:11 AM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to XkatiekrunkX
  10. I find it easiest to just punch homeless people before they have the chance to ask for change. 10:10 AM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android
  11. @UpperPeninsula drinking beer. Oh, and fishing. 10:03 AM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to UpperPeninsula