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  1. The goal for tonight's game is to score at least one run and to do it before tomorrow morning. 11:10 AM Aug 9th from web
  2. The one thing we know for sure about tonight's game is that Youk and I look damn good out in left field. 4:08 PM Aug 6th from web
  3. I feel like Evan Longoria kicked me in the chin nuts. 3:49 AM Aug 5th from web
  4. The scariest thing about Victor Martinez's 5 for 6, 4 RBI performance on Sunday is that he doesn't even have a five o'clock shadow. 2:23 PM Aug 3rd from web
  5. I would like to go on record as saying, Youk doesn't need steroids. He has performance enhancing facial hair. 10:18 AM Jul 30th from web
  6. I'm still not sure how things fell apart so fast last night, but I'm convinced Lugo is still somehow to blame. 6:03 AM Jul 29th from web
  7. Never-mind his stats. Jim Rice deserves to be in the Hall of Fame just for growing such a glorious patch of facial hair. 9:39 AM Jul 27th from web
  8. I love the Orioles. Playing them is like an antibiotic for the common losing streak. 8:10 AM Jul 25th from web
  9. I brewed a little something in Youk's bathtub last night that should put an end to this skid. http://www.drinkslumpbuster.com/index.shtml 10:01 AM Jul 23rd from web
  10. I've been pinching Youk all morning and I'm still not dreaming. Lugo has left the building. 8:30 AM Jul 18th from mobile web
  11. I've woven young Buchholz a new necklace out of my whiskers to bring him good luck tonight; both on the mound and with the ladies. 8:37 AM Jul 17th from web
  12. I bet Pedroia's weak excuse for a beard $20 that Fielder wins tonight's HR Derby while eating a foot-long bratwurst and drinking a beer. 8:09 AM Jul 13th from web
  13. Never take your eyes off Dennis Eckersley's mustache...It will touch you. http://bit.ly/plm80 7:55 AM Jul 10th from web
  14. After Wakefield's 11th win and first All-Star appearance at age 42, I think MLB is going to be adding "Just For Men" to it's list of PEDs. 7:31 AM Jul 9th from web
  15. I want to congratulate Beckett on his 10th win, but I'm scared he's going to mistake me for an animal and try to shoot and stuff me. 10:42 AM Jul 8th from web
  16. Who moved Boston to the Pacific Northwest without telling me? 12:45 PM Jul 7th from web
  17. Whoever kidnapped the real Julio Lugo and replaced him with a clutch hitting clone, is an evil genius...And I like it. 1:55 PM Jul 1st from web
  18. Sorry Billy. Sorry Billy's Beard. I will avenge you. 4:13 AM Jul 1st from web
  19. I stumbled upon an infomercial for Mighty Putty last night and got all choked up. Tonight's game is for Billy and his Beard of Sales. 9:19 AM Jun 30th from web
  20. I'm pretty sure Pedroia was a Jack Russell Terrier in a past life. 5:16 PM Jun 29th from web