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  1. Follow Friday @tauntr ##ff
  2. Studies show that the best way to make yourself feel better is to make fun of others. http://www.tauntr.com/
  3. Let's get these soul patch sporting bitches. http://bit.ly/IlFp2
  4. I've been punching Youk in face all morning to pump him up for tomorrow.
  5. Sin or not...I'm going to be bitch slapping some Angels tonight.
  6. My whiskers are twitching with anticipation. Let the October Angel domination continue.
  7. It smells like sweat, stale beer, and October in the Youkilis household.
  8. A little inspiration for tonight...may the force be with you young Lester. http://bit.ly/ckJ4z
  9. If I ever have a little beard of my own, I'm naming him Alex Gonzalez.
  10. I think the Oriole should be the official bird of Red Sox Nation. It's like a muse that inspires our bats.
  11. I once saw Jacoby Ellsbury turn a Gatorade jug into a keg of beer.
  12. Nick Green must have a magical tuft of chest hair, because to do what he did last night without follicle support just isn't possible.
  13. Somebody stole Youk's Miley Cyrus cd out of his locker last night and my whiskers are pointing at Ellsbury. The kid is a kleptomaniac.
  14. I don't know if Mike Lowell's been eating more fiber or what, but he's found a way to tap into his old man strength at the right time
  15. If there's a baseball equivalent to "hitting rock bottom," last night's game was it.
  16. The Eckstash looks like a worn out piece of shag carpeting compared to some of these Canadian women.
  17. If the boys can get hot and win 15 in a row, I'll convince Youk to do the Truffle Shuffle on top of the Monster in his tighty-whities.
  18. I would do it all over again. http://bit.ly/fejpW
  19. The man is trying to steal Youk's thunder, but it's going to take a lot more than five games to quiet This storm.
  20. Honestly, I can't say I blame Poncello for throwing at Youk. I would have anger issues too if I had to live in Detroit.