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  1. @Lincecum_News Congrats on the 2nd Cy Young #Lincecum. Now go get your toke on with RJ http://www.tauntr.com/conte... 6:42 AM Nov 20th from web
  2. If she had a beard she would be my soulmate. http://bit.ly/ULdwl 12:24 PM Nov 12th from web
  3. Follow Friday @tauntr ##ff 10:17 AM Nov 6th from web
  4. Studies show that the best way to make yourself feel better is to make fun of others. http://www.tauntr.com/ 5:07 PM Oct 11th from web
  5. Let's get these soul patch sporting bitches. http://bit.ly/IlFp2 12:38 PM Oct 10th from web
  6. I've been punching Youk in face all morning to pump him up for tomorrow. 12:37 PM Oct 10th from web
  7. Sin or not...I'm going to be bitch slapping some Angels tonight. 12:43 PM Oct 9th from web
  8. My whiskers are twitching with anticipation. Let the October Angel domination continue. 2:26 PM Oct 8th from web
  9. It smells like sweat, stale beer, and October in the Youkilis household. 4:56 AM Sep 30th from web
  10. A little inspiration for tonight...may the force be with you young Lester. http://bit.ly/ckJ4z 6:48 AM Sep 25th from web
  11. If I ever have a little beard of my own, I'm naming him Alex Gonzalez. 8:24 PM Sep 16th from web
  12. I think the Oriole should be the official bird of Red Sox Nation. It's like a muse that inspires our bats. 9:21 AM Sep 9th from web
  13. I once saw Jacoby Ellsbury turn a Gatorade jug into a keg of beer. 6:28 AM Sep 2nd from web
  14. Nick Green must have a magical tuft of chest hair, because to do what he did last night without follicle support just isn't possible. 6:00 AM Aug 28th from web
  15. Somebody stole Youk's Miley Cyrus cd out of his locker last night and my whiskers are pointing at Ellsbury. The kid is a kleptomaniac. 11:17 AM Aug 26th from web
  16. I don't know if Mike Lowell's been eating more fiber or what, but he's found a way to tap into his old man strength at the right time 10:08 AM Aug 25th from web
  17. If there's a baseball equivalent to "hitting rock bottom," last night's game was it. 8:21 AM Aug 22nd from web
  18. The Eckstash looks like a worn out piece of shag carpeting compared to some of these Canadian women. 1:17 PM Aug 20th from web
  19. If the boys can get hot and win 15 in a row, I'll convince Youk to do the Truffle Shuffle on top of the Monster in his tighty-whities. 2:05 PM Aug 17th from web
  20. I would do it all over again. http://bit.ly/fejpW 3:59 PM Aug 13th from web