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  1. instagr.am/p/LIkNYoxS_c/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
  2. #NowPlaying klaust's playlist Top 500 Metal Songs of All Time on #Spotify open.spotify.com/user/klaust/pl… 6:15 AM May 26th via Mobile Web
  3. that moment when you stretch your arms up and realize you forgot to put on the D #smellyhippie 7:39 AM May 17th via web
  4. It hasn't even been out a week and I am already sick of the Diablo posts. *snore* 3:06 PM May 16th via TwitBird
  5. Overheard today... "blog?? is that like... something on the Internet? Cause I don't use that..." 3:32 PM May 12th via TwitBird
  6. @Triangleplanet light it on fire! 7:55 PM May 11th via TwitBird in reply to Triangleplanet
  7. People really have no clue how cheap my one way ticket is to hop on the Hide and Unfriend Express. 1:35 PM May 10th via TwitBird
  8. That moment when you get out of the shower and put on clean clothes after a massive cleaning spree *sigh* 12:23 PM May 10th via TwitBird
  9. @squawkingbirds they totally know what they are doing with that one... 11:46 AM May 9th via web in reply to squawkingbirds
  10. Philly cream cheese commercial: when you ask me to 'spread a little something to remember', just know it isn't cheese on a bagel. cochinos! 11:33 AM May 9th via web
  11. @Jeshsmesh they lost it for me years ago. Went to absolute shit 4:10 AM May 5th via TwitBird in reply to Jeshsmesh
  12. @ashleymcnamara yay! Mr bear went to a good home 5:58 PM May 4th via Mobile Web
  13. Cannot stand front runner sports fans that only come out to play (i.e. talk shit) when their team is winning. 3:43 AM May 4th via TwitBird
  14. Yeah lady, you keep staring at my kid. Maybe you'll learn something about how to dress better 2:31 PM May 3rd via TwitBird
  15. @AgentDinah floozie floozie floooooo *neigh* 1:11 PM Apr 23rd via TwitBird in reply to AgentDinah
  16. @HelloKalli good luck! 1:10 PM Apr 23rd via TwitBird in reply to HelloKalli
  17. @ShelbyBelfast we went from 80s to Portland in a matter of days. Bullshit 1:07 PM Apr 23rd via TwitBird in reply to ShelbyBelfast
  18. @Triangleplanet yeti boots? 1:04 PM Apr 23rd via TwitBird in reply to Triangleplanet
  19. I wish this egg would hurry the fuck up and die so I can go back to feeling like a semi normal human being once more 1:04 PM Apr 23rd via TwitBird