beanbomp
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Liberals. My god.
about 1 hour ago
via web
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call me maybe.
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for Android
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No one steal this, but I am going to start a morrissey cover band called the incredible sulk.
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for Android
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@ Hairspray.
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to LouisPeitzman
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Daughters: Do not bring your pervy dad to bourbon street. He will only embaress you in return.
8:34 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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An old man, accompanied by his daughter (who I'm p sure was older than me) said I had a powerful ass.
8:32 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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I'm really upset at myself for forgetting to drunkenly eat fried chicken.
8:00 AM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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Head fulla hornets, heart fulla bees.
7:56 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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football
8:35 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for Android
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kevin bacon
8:34 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for Android
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Tonight I go to twet jail.
6:51 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for Android
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Nah.
9:24 AM May 22nd
via Twitter for Android
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Aren't you tired of the frizzy haired, eyeglass wearing,Prius driving, over educated vegetarian homosexuals trying to tell you how to live?
8:51 AM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Hi, I am killing time until the chinese take out place opens for the day. I am a shell of a human being with a hankering for egg foo young.
8:39 AM May 22nd
via Twitter for Android
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I had a dream about brack obamer last night.
8:20 AM May 22nd
via Twitter for Android
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Are You There God? Its Me, Margaret. Margaret from the LAPD. Come out with your hands up we know you're in there
3:44 PM Apr 29th
via web
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Nazi invasion has 1 benefit: vastly more German cipher traffic. UK cryptographers at top-secret Bletchley Park get more data to break codes.
10:02 AM May 18th
via web
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I made a tiny crown of thorns, out of dry Ramen noodles, for my pet mouse, Cheeses H. Christ, to wear.
It's a shame he's gonna die someday.
9:55 AM May 18th
via Echofon
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Twitter, take my order. I need a bluecheez chompburger extra sizzles and a side of onion sticks, no salt.
10:53 AM May 21st
via Twitter for Android
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@ sick cats?
10:47 AM May 21st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to FunGuyDave
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- Name Bean bean
- Location New orleans
- Bio wearing a strawberry for a hat.
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