beanbiz
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@ That's the kind of achievement that breaks all boundaries!
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to jamiewall2
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How did Sir Mix-A-Lot get bestowed a knighthood when he wasn't a British subject?
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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@ @ @ I have a feeling Dr. Pepper might have plagiarised his final medical exams.
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to AliIkram
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@ My dad used to eat condensed milk sandwich. Well, he still might...
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to pigletmagic
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@ @ @ Elvis' manager Col. Tom Parker wasn't a real colonel either.
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to AliIkram
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You're never too old to scoff a few teaspoons of Milo.
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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@ Radio Pacific, eh? Maybe he needs to go back to that career and just flag the old politics game.
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to TheEgonomist
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@ If it's selling booze still, it's doing its job. Still, I find myself yelling expletives at unfunny billboards. I need help.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to DevlinLive
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Saw some old news footage of the Aramoana killings. John Banks was Police Minister and spoke more like a shock jock than an MP.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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A Tui ad you'll never see: 'These billboards didn't pass their use-by date five years ago and didn't cease to be funny about the same time.'
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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I wish Fonterra kept its original name: GlobalCo.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ That's your monthly tweet quota, isn't it? Nice cameo. :P @
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to manstaneditor
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@ Haha. I'll see what I can arrange! I'll tell him there's a muscle car meeting at Manfeild. That's the only way to get him here!
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to DevlinLive
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@ I'm in Raro for a week or so in June, so depends on the dates.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to DevlinLive
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@ An emailed response from a Govt department chock-filled with comms people is a pretty poor, but common effort.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to JeremyElwood
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Imagine completing your bucket list early, then going: 'Shit, now what?'
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Earthquake demo in ferrymead
about 10 hours ago
via Instagram
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Steve Walsh, still loving the spotlight.
3:05 AM May 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ I felt that way, too. I thought the column was a clumsy way of getting a point across, but that in itself is no breach.
2:28 AM May 26th
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to Zagzigger
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Good season jets, still got some work to do
2:23 AM May 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Warwick Rasmussen
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- Bio Deputy editor of Fairfax Media's Manawatu Standard newspaper.
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