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  1. Someone aced the driving test today! Same someone was asked to "remove party glasses" before taking DL photo.
  2. Attempting to obtain a valid driver's license.
  3. Fun in the Sun(day).
  4. Hot bath. Cold beer. Hangover gone.
  5. The good news is: I got a job. The bad news is: Now I have to work.
  6. @jcdc605 Halfway through I was like, that voice is JG and my mom hit info to verify ("That is NOT Baby"). Thats right I watch TV w/ my MOM.
  7. Not unlike @diablocody and her flat roof, I would like to take advantage of my first yard with something festive, plastic and flammable.
  8. What are you supposed to keep your thermostat at? What temperature do humans live in?
  9. Am I Stephanie Tanner's #1 Fan? This certainly doesn't help: http://shrinkify.com/1euu
  10. RT @jcdc605: Judith Light to Joely Fisher in 3 Degrees? Think you can do better? http://tinyurl.com/yl3m4be
  11. I need to find a hobby.
  12. I just guzzled two Diet Cokes in about five minutes.
  13. I'm sorry, but I'm still not sure if Mariah Carey is black, white or Puerto Rican.
  14. Oh lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.
  15. I think I contracted SARS in my basement. It's like the Swine Flu of yesteryear.
  16. Home isn't "where the heart is." It's simply the place you most prefer to poop.
  17. None of my shows are on tonight. I didn't *need* a reason to hate the Country Music Awards.
  18. You should need either a humidifier or a dehumidifier, not both.
  19. Until I had next door neighbors and a large kitchen window, I never realized how frequently I snacked naked over the kitchen sink.
  20. Really looking forward to the pain an 8 mile row and a 5 mile walk is going to deliver to my person tomorrow.