bealtown
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Someone aced the driving test today! Same someone was asked to "remove party glasses" before taking DL photo.
about 5 hours ago
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Attempting to obtain a valid driver's license.
about 13 hours ago
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Fun in the Sun(day).
8:56 AM Nov 22nd
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Hot bath. Cold beer. Hangover gone.
2:37 PM Nov 21st
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The good news is: I got a job. The bad news is: Now I have to work.
12:36 PM Nov 21st
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@ Halfway through I was like, that voice is JG and my mom hit info to verify ("That is NOT Baby"). Thats right I watch TV w/ my MOM.
9:36 PM Nov 18th
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Not unlike @ and her flat roof, I would like to take advantage of my first yard with something festive, plastic and flammable.
10:17 AM Nov 18th
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What are you supposed to keep your thermostat at? What temperature do humans live in?
12:39 PM Nov 17th
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Am I Stephanie Tanner's #1 Fan? This certainly doesn't help:
12:27 PM Nov 17th
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RT @: Judith Light to Joely Fisher in 3 Degrees? Think you can do better?
4:04 PM Nov 16th
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I need to find a hobby.
7:16 PM Nov 15th
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I just guzzled two Diet Cokes in about five minutes.
12:14 PM Nov 15th
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I'm sorry, but I'm still not sure if Mariah Carey is black, white or Puerto Rican.
4:44 PM Nov 14th
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Oh lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.
1:24 PM Nov 13th
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I think I contracted SARS in my basement. It's like the Swine Flu of yesteryear.
1:13 PM Nov 13th
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Home isn't "where the heart is." It's simply the place you most prefer to poop.
8:04 AM Nov 12th
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None of my shows are on tonight. I didn't *need* a reason to hate the Country Music Awards.
1:29 PM Nov 11th
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You should need either a humidifier or a dehumidifier, not both.
8:29 AM Nov 11th
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Until I had next door neighbors and a large kitchen window, I never realized how frequently I snacked naked over the kitchen sink.
9:52 AM Nov 10th
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Really looking forward to the pain an 8 mile row and a 5 mile walk is going to deliver to my person tomorrow.
6:04 PM Nov 9th
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