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  1. Spent day out w/#HouseguestsFromHell in rain/wind exploring everything from RB to PHook. Have sand in my teeth. Dogs better be grateful.
  2. I never dreamed I'd say this, but thank God for football. Houseguest has stopped blowing in dogs' faces to watch game. #HouseguestsFromHell
  3. You think your almost done cleaning and your feeling pretty good about yourself when you find paw prints on the slipcover...
  4. How come you never notice how dusty and cluttered your house is until you have company arriving in OMG 2 hours?!
  5. The sun shone for a few brief, lovely hours. I guess this is what living in Lappland is like. Know what, Sun? I live in DELAWARE, dammit.
  6. What is it about puppies and digging? Aaaarrrgggghhhh. Hey, Hank, KNOCK IT OFF!
  7. @markfromdel I don't love anybody THAT much. You're a sport. Have fun!
  8. @oceanviewde I can't think of anyplace like that either. Sounds like a "beer on the porch" kind of night.
  9. @oceanviewde Sounds like you're doing some strange version of the Hokey Pokey...
  10. Spectacular sunset - looks just like cheesy hotel art only WOW!
  11. Is there anything better than a trip to Home Depot on a beautiful Saturday? Oh, God... I'm old, aren't I?
  12. RT @MaggieDammit: Mercedes in front of me, license plate says WAS HIS
  13. Happy Saturday, all!!! Starting Sunday night join us for a week of tweets starring The Bachelor Uncle in #HouseguestsFromHell
  14. @markfromdel I'm home! Woot! Since you love the drive to Philly, you can ferry my kids, right? I'll buy the gas and the snacks.
  15. Another day, another trip to Philly to deliver a visiting boy. Love the boy, hate the drive.
  16. @oceanviewde I had 3 10 year olds (not at the same time, thankfully) so I get it. If I come across anything in my search, I'll let u know.
  17. @oceanviewde I've been looking for work too. You're so right. Big, fat nothing. It's going to be a long winter.
  18. Good morning!
  19. Done with work for the day and my chore list beckons, but so does my book. What to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know...Being an adult sucks.
  20. @ryancormier OMG, this isn't a joke?