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  1. holy crap, kipper. you won that.
  2. i comandeered my parents' bacon tonight. i am a horrible daughter. i regret nothing.
  3. @modcloth what are the limitations on the free shipping? my $200+ order estimated at more than the estimated shipping last week.
  4. @priscellie my list is now at 18. it's getting worrying.
  5. @priscellie ... okay. seven times h/k might not have meant what you expected it to. sometime after yuletide. i will bill you for my therapy.
  6. it is entirely the fault of all you americans that i am craving something w/ a cream of mushroom base, & also mac n' cheese. i forgive you.
  7. @modcloth a piece of each!
  8. today is definitely turning into the 'two minutes between meetings' kind. and only because i apologise and insist i have to go. bother.
  9. oh man, work. i do like being the only one here in the mornings. suspect circumstances will change in the next 15mins. good while it lasts.
  10. @beatonna that is the fatted calf! it could be snowing! or, they might have thought you were a funny looking deer and tasered you.
  11. @JewelStaite you are going to get so many sp*m b*ts for that tweet.
  12. man, fewer things are more disheartening than the crack as the hook of the candy cane breaks.
  13. @priscellie i imagine kirby wouldn't have been too happy about it, of course. & it could be argued that he has a thing for redheads. ;)
  14. @priscellie just went 'hey, what of kelly&kyle? &harry isn't the only h. hendricks deserves love. hendricks/kirby?' ... &then my brain died.
  15. http://is.gd/53qyU in case anyone else has theories to generate ;)
  16. so uncreative ppl like porn, members of their family [who were named on-trend?], and the redwings? that ... explains a lot, actually.
  17. @amurderofcrows if i'd been making those cookies (and omg now i want to) that dough would never have made it to the oven.
  18. @deadfashionista JUST A DEER. you always know toronto's fucked up again when the rest of the nation makes 'call in the army' jokes.
  19. @kimerakincaid HAAA. omg.
  20. Wtf toronto; it's just a deer!