bdurbin
- Figured out how to grow cats hydroponically. Franchise opportunities available.9:06 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- 2 Cautious 2 Agreeable #nicerfilmtitles6:48 PM Jun 17th from Twitterrific
- Dreamt that I was combing a wavy and luxurious mullet. Dream interpretation book says that means I need to eat more unicorn.10:50 AM Jun 14th from Twitterrific
- Trying to get me a slice of that Papal infallibility.9:27 AM May 19th from Twitterrific
- It's like landing the dirigible when Frère Jacques is only halfway through Vespers. #freeanalogies4:00 PM May 18th from Twitterrific
- What a night! Made the mistake of chasing the Double Happiness noodles with a slice of Unprecedented Sadness pie.8:25 AM Apr 23rd from Twitterrific
- Yes, Virginia, there is a Diamond Certified hair transplant surgeon named Peter J. Panagotacos.3:26 PM Apr 20th from Twitterrific
- It's like giving someone a scoop of rum-raisin when what they asked for was rum and raisins. #freeanalogies9:58 AM Apr 19th from Twitterrific
- Tired of the high cost and low quality of those commercial analogy vendors? Me too. I feel a public service coming.9:54 AM Apr 18th from Twitterrific
- Please don't ask me if there's a tattered pair of Calvin Klein briefs in our garbage can. I hate lying.11:03 AM Apr 13th from Twitterrific
- The pass phrase is: "Toast, extra dry, no brandy, no funny business". Use our standard cadence for delivery. See you there.11:32 AM Apr 11th from Twitterrific
- Disappointed to learn that Nash equilibrium has nothing to do with Don Johnson.9:07 AM Mar 19th from Twitterrific
- @johnfoster Just be sure not to boil the ocean whilst opening the kimono. That's a man-sized steam burn, right there.12:05 PM Mar 12th from Twitterrific in reply to johnfoster
- OMG. I just backed the car over my power animal.5:35 PM Feb 14th from txt
- Breakfast Tourette's: I think I may have just told the most important meal of the day that it could go to hell.10:26 AM Feb 2nd from Twitterrific
- Google Maps has me making two illegal U-turns at busy intersections. This is the last time I'll be using the Smokey and The Bandit checkbox.7:47 PM Jan 16th from Twitterrific
- Man, I could really go for some larb right now. Yeah, larb, that's what I need. Anybody have any larb that they want to share? Larb! #larb9:15 AM Jan 15th from Twitterrific
- Field notes: Ear candling with melted bacon bits - Savory, but ineffective.3:15 PM Jan 10th from Twitterrific
- From a reliable North Pole insider: whiter teeth and gravitas top childrens' wish lists this year. Interesting times.2:56 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Twitterrific
- My body is manufacturing a crapload of vitamin D right now. Take that, haters.1:17 PM Dec 20th, 2008 from txt
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- Name Ben Durbin
- Location San Francisco, CA, USA
- Bio Making. Monkeys. More. Manageable.
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