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  1. @MamaChockley Um, that's what she said.
  2. All I want for Christmas is my apéritif.
  3. Welcome to the winter of my disinterestedness.
  4. I really should moisturize more often.
  5. The social awkwardness is coming from inside my brain.
  6. @gurleygurl mantyhose saved my life this morning.
  7. @donchiefnerd I hope everything comes out OK.
  8. @gordongartrelle Is it the one with the doobies? Um, hey, hey, hey.
  9. Get your coo coo ca choo out of my face. Also, gesundheit.
  10. @theogeo bring a camera and don't do anything stupid.
  11. Half ass isn't working? Maybe you'd like a turd?
  12. @angryczeck close, leftists or lunatics.
  13. I've got one foot in the grave and one in my mouth and one in the door. I just might end up one step ahead.
  14. Flatulence 101: Scents and Sensibility.
  15. @ange_black happy birthday, Angela. Hope it's been great.
  16. Since when was one inch of anything considered a fun size?
  17. Comb-overing is such sweet sorrow.
  18. @jensized Just remember to use it responsibly.
  19. @lindstifa it's OK. tomorrow, you will have forgotten to remember to forget.
  20. @jensized yeah, it's so hard to pass the neighborhood bar and so easy to fail.