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bdill

  1. @SQL_Kiwi no luck. 92% is a key lookup. Weirdness. select is 10 seconds (440k records) #sqlhelp
  2. @SQL_Kiwi no luck. 92% is a key lookup. Weirdness. select is 10 seconds (440k records)
  3. SEL A, B, C FROM x fast, but INS INTO tmp SEL A, B, C From X is slow? tmp = A VARCHAR(5) NOT NULL, B INT NOT NULL, C INT NOT NULL #sqlhelp
  4. @Sean_Massey thx! Looks like persisted computed col in FK tbl is my issue. My workaround: drop FK, run, add FK back #sqlhelp
  5. #sqlhelp wtf? INSERT/SELECT generates "query processor could not produce a query plan". Works if I drop FK on inserted tbl.
  6. @elijahmanor green day - good riddance (time of our lives)
  7. excited about #bcn11 coming up soon. barcampnashville.org/bcn11/
  8. #sqlhelp - thx to @jdgonzalez - it was parameter sniffing. http://bit.ly/kG2Ds8 now the SP exec plan is same as ad hoc
  9. @HenryT the exec plans differ on the ad hoc and the SP. Don't know why that is though
  10. @HenryT queries are copy/paste. Y, SP is 30 to 32 sec every time. ad hoc is < 1 every time. back and forth - same result..
  11. #sqlhelp I'm at a loss. Big ugly select runs < 1 sec directly , but same code as SP takes 30 sec+. Tried w/ recompile to no avail.
  12. @sqlfool odds of sync independent fail: low. Odds of causal fail: very high. A bad PSU can screw up a mobo in no time flat.
  13. @BrentO hahah, so does that make you the Czar of the Bro's? :)
  14. #jqueryhelp want to use #jquery to parse a full html doc residing in a textarea. How to make mytextarea.val() be treated like a DOM obj?
  15. @chaoskitten82 was nice bumping into you at Chuys Sun night.
  16. #bcn10 rocked again this year. Thx 2 all organizers, volunteers & speakers. So much knowledge; so little time...
  17. #bcn10 rocks again. Thx 2 all organizers, volunteers & speakers.
  18. I just got CPR from @ianrhett at #bcn10. Now I'm more effective.
  19. Just saw awesome presentation by @Kevin_Thompson at #bcn10 on Corp vs LLC.