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  1. Happy holidays everyone!!
  2. @BarackObama No public option = not health reform.
  3. I was gonna put the seatbelt around my neck and possibly strangle myself but Delta showed me how to use it's futuristic belt tech correctly.
  4. @ryanwagner I just want to see Jim get the credit he's due. Jim is very under-appreciated. Maybe.
  5. Overheard in elavator: "Thank god Jim helped us." Umm, how about thanking Jim for helping you?
  6. If he doesn't learn to control the weather soon, I probably won't be voting for Obama in 2012.
  7. You know what would be wild for Lady Gaga? Dressing like a normal person. I bet that would shock some people.
  8. @firstshowing You think it will be nominated or even win best picture at the Oscars?
  9. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it still might be a duck impersonator.
  10. Just watched a Looney Tunes episode ("Cheese Chasers") in which 3 characters tried to commit suicide. Brutal.
  11. After his multiple feeble attempts at capturing the roadrunner, I'm surprised the coyote didn't just get a job. Or die of starvation first.
  12. I can only assume the ghost is on meth and his family will read him letters about how much they love him. http://twitpic.com/tamw3
  13. College sports are like a boring, watered down, unwatchable, sleep-inducing version of real sports.
  14. Tiger Woods shouldn't be ashamed. If anything, he became 100x more awesome since 2 weeks ago.
  15. @badbanana and wildfires?
  16. I visited over 37 libraries this week and none of the employees could be considered "sexy." SEXY LIBRARIANS ARE A MYTH.
  17. Crap I missed the @simplytweet sale. I really wanted to get that app.
  18. @firstshowing You can listen to snippets at Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Avatar-Motion-Picture-Composed-Conducted/dp/B002ZJGN96
  19. RT @badbanana It never ceases to amaze me how generous strangers can be this time of year when you show them a knife.
  20. @TFLAMB https://twitter.com/TFLAMB/status/6270655352 You should contact Twitter. I'm sure they could help out.