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bdanielsson

  1. Hi Twitter. I have a zine coming out in a couple days. Published by my pal... the talented @heikomuller. Go buy one. x1editions.com 8:43 AM Mar 21st via web
  2. @ChrisRyniak @travislouie @mostyn68 @thechung @shawndbarber Plenty of days ahead, my friends. Let's chat sometime. I have swirly ideas. 7:10 PM Feb 3rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to ChrisRyniak
  3. Herpe Nude Your 10:23 PM Dec 31st, 2011 via Twitter for iPad
  4. Damnit, just dropped the last roll of toilet paper into the toilet. 10:44 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Buy yourself a copy of my uncle's book 'Lowlife'. It's got boobies in it. stanleybarker.com/#/scot-sothern… 10:22 AM Oct 27th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  6. I don't like the taste of this nut butter. 10:36 AM Sep 4th, 2011 via Twitter for iPad
  7. Lou Ferrigno is much smaller in person.... There, I said it. What's he gonna do about it? 7:11 PM Sep 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPad
  8. dragoncon gave me a chapped ass. 6:29 PM Sep 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  9. Thank you kitty for the ass skid across my bed. 8:36 PM Aug 13th, 2011 via Twitter for iPad
  10. @anabagayan Thanks Ana! 11:15 PM Aug 7th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to anabagayan
  11. Diarrhainbow: bdanielsson.com/diarrhainbow/ 10:30 PM Aug 7th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  12. Christ, what an asshole. 3:09 PM May 21st, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  13. You think when Jesus returns he'll bring Macho Man back with him? 7:08 AM May 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPad
  14. Looking forward to Jesus returning to murder his followers. I just hope he doesn't decide to also rape. That shit ain't kosher. 9:27 PM May 20th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  15. Is about to hit the sack... not that sack. 9:46 PM May 16th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  16. Get out of the crape tree, you idiots. 9:32 PM May 1st, 2011 via Twitter for iPad
  17. And just like that... Obama wins reelection. 8:37 PM May 1st, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  18. Fuck!!! Who got booted from Celebrity Apprentice?! Fucking Bin Laden.... 8:15 PM May 1st, 2011 via Twitter for iPad
  19. Just replaced the dead hard drive in my imac. Kinda nerve racking but not so bad. 6:54 PM Apr 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Painting trim 9:52 AM Apr 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone