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  1. Correction: Yours truly is now NUMBER ONE on google for "Centaurs Masturbate." Time to update the resume.
  2. I think Joe Abercrombie commented on my blog. I wonder if he knows that I'm on the front page of google for "Centaurs Masturbate."
  3. Now all I need to do is finish something I'd feel comfortable having people donate for.
  4. Whoo hoo. All my banking stuff is set up for when I eventually put up a donations button.
  5. FYI: I never remember the fantastical dreams, because that's more or less how my mind works all day. I just remember the normal ones.
  6. I had a dream last night I got married to a chick I went to high school with. It was pretty weird.
  7. Am wondering if I shouldn't just tell everyone the ending of Gray Bolt and be done with it.
  8. @meggiemarin It feels like laying down in plush green grass that doesn't have any bugs in it.
  9. @sedated2000 Who is Mr. Hands?
  10. Twittering from work, because it reminds me what freedom feels like.
  11. @DjWebcomicGeek Ah yes, I had forgotten you were trapped in Poland.
  12. @DjWebcomicGeek But here's the bigger question: If you're a revived Allomancer, can you still burn metals?
  13. @DjWebcomicGeek You're right. The hemalurgic spike would have to be a metal the Allomancer could burn.
  14. Also, say you were an Allomancer killed with a hemalurgic spike and revived with BioChroma. What would happen if you burned the spike?
  15. Is it wrong for a human to have sex with a centaur? One one hand, the centaur is sapient. On the other, they have horse parts.
  16. @meggiemarin If you did that, I think I would have no recourse but to propose marriage.
  17. @twittafart I would just like to say your concept is genius. Carry on sir.
  18. @meggiemarin You are welcome, but only from the top of my left ventricle. I'm sorry, but I have to conserve.
  19. @ambermoony Yeah, nothing like a woman passionately telling you she's going to let her children sleep with a suspected pedophile.
  20. @sedated2000 I think for my next bout of flatulence I'm going to aim for "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."