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  1. Pizza Hut Presents: Yum Kippur, the Jewish Day of P'Zonement
  2. @hotdogsladies Sounds good to me. The podcast thing, I mean. The other thing sounded bleak and harrowing.
  3. @redrabbit I waited in line for six hours and trampled an old lady to buy the White Friday tshirt! Its obvious, easy irony keeps me warm.
  4. Got yelled at last night by our now-former property management lady. I'm giving thanks about that "now-former" part this morning.
  5. As Thomas Jefferson wrote to Benjamin Franklin, "Obey your thirst, fatty." http://flic.kr/p/7htEGX
  6. The thing that most impressed Jonah at Monticello was the fancy Coke vending machine. (Original to the house.)
  7. Monticello. A beautiful fall day. I learn that Thomas Jefferson invented the velvet rope and the leaf blower. History.
  8. Hiking is fun!! http://flic.kr/p/7h1c4F
  9. I AM @MEETINGGUY.
  10. Hiking down the steep trail, I was passed by three spirits. Turns out the perspiring and rabidly huffing Ghost of Hiking Future WAS RIGHT!!!
  11. My wife tricked me into going hiking, so make sure she doesn't get any of my stuff when I die, Twitter.
  12. BEE IN THE CLASSROOM! BEE IN THE CLASSROOM!!!!!!
  13. Yoda has heard your inverted grammar joke a hundred times before. Dude accepts his affectation with a lot of grace. Unlike you, Stan. God.
  14. @ComcastGeorge Tech today was a good guy; I think things are fixed. But I'm disappointed about it taking 3 svc calls, 10 days to get here.
  15. Comcast is coming back Thursday, since of course yesterday's adventure produced no success, just someone at Comcast blaming TiVo.
  16. Comcast is such a headache. Tech was here 2hrs trying (2nd time) to install cableCARDs into our TiVo. Our last cable company was 10x better.
  17. Four days in a row with a fever and I've officially spent more time at this job sick than at work. Can't wait for my performance review.
  18. Jonah shoved his popcicle into his mom's face and said, "Hey, Sucky, how 'bout some sucks?!" I think I like his new school.
  19. @Moltz NO YOU ARE WRONG THEY HAVE SCORED MANY MANY GOALS HERE IS A LINK TO AN ARTICLE ON SOCCERPEDIA ABOUT IT
  20. Also he didn't mention my name, so even the anonymous component of the fantasy is present.