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  1. @jenathan Just close your eyes, take a deep breath and THINK OF ALL THE INCREDIBLE SAVINGS YOU CAN GET TODAY
  2. @wordvenus Not if I find them first! http://www.geekstir.com/dea...
  3. Attention Blue Oyster Cult: HOW do we avoid fearing the reaper? Your goal is admirable, but we could use some practical tips.
  4. @seanfrederick Me too! Want to not go together? How about Tuesday?
  5. @wordofmouth Mr. T is my copilot!
  6. A young person at the gym couldn't believe Oprah was retiring: "She's like the Jay-Z of talk shows!"
  7. @wordvenus I was working on their page all day, so maybe it's just the timing. And also that reality unfriended me long ago
  8. @wordvenus I can't believe my first thought was "a Something Wild bobblehead?"
  9. @andrew_walsh or maybe forcing him to watch "Hope Floats" repeatedly
  10. @andrew_walsh There must be a way to insult Harry Connick Jr without resorting to racism. Perhaps playing one of his records in front of him
  11. @wordvenus I like how the t-shirt model looks like he's hiding something. "Keyboard Cat must never know my secrets or I'll be played off!"
  12. @andrew_walsh No crossover with "Dinosaurs"?
  13. Chad Ochocinco started the trend, I'm making it legit. From now on, think of me as BCarlson Tres Tres
  14. @StarrGazr Saturday night is True Crime night... we catch up on who faked their own deaths to avoid creditors or loved ones during the week
  15. @fatmanafterdark How about Lee Marshall? He could throw more Nitro parties!
  16. @fatmanafterdark They really ought to bring David Crockett back. He was a screaming madman among screaming madmen.
  17. @fatmanafterdark who?
  18. Just realized every single one of my tweets would make a great t-shirt... except for this one. Crap.
  19. @wordvenus He's more machine now than duck, twisted and evil
  20. @svesely The more I think about it, the line "How's my favorite Yorn muncher this evening?" is totally gross.