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  1. @jenathan Just close your eyes, take a deep breath and THINK OF ALL THE INCREDIBLE SAVINGS YOU CAN GET TODAY about 10 hours ago from web in reply to jenathan
  2. @wordvenus Not if I find them first! http://www.geekstir.com/dea... 6:17 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to wordvenus
  3. Attention Blue Oyster Cult: HOW do we avoid fearing the reaper? Your goal is admirable, but we could use some practical tips. 10:30 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. @seanfrederick Me too! Want to not go together? How about Tuesday? 1:51 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to seanfrederick
  5. @wordofmouth Mr. T is my copilot! 2:35 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to wordofmouth
  6. A young person at the gym couldn't believe Oprah was retiring: "She's like the Jay-Z of talk shows!" 6:27 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. @wordvenus I was working on their page all day, so maybe it's just the timing. And also that reality unfriended me long ago 1:49 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to wordvenus
  8. @wordvenus I can't believe my first thought was "a Something Wild bobblehead?" 1:41 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to wordvenus
  9. @andrew_walsh or maybe forcing him to watch "Hope Floats" repeatedly 5:09 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to andrew_walsh
  10. @andrew_walsh There must be a way to insult Harry Connick Jr without resorting to racism. Perhaps playing one of his records in front of him 4:22 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to andrew_walsh
  11. @wordvenus I like how the t-shirt model looks like he's hiding something. "Keyboard Cat must never know my secrets or I'll be played off!" 3:32 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to wordvenus
  12. @andrew_walsh No crossover with "Dinosaurs"? 2:39 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to andrew_walsh
  13. Chad Ochocinco started the trend, I'm making it legit. From now on, think of me as BCarlson Tres Tres 11:34 AM Nov 15th from web
  14. @StarrGazr Saturday night is True Crime night... we catch up on who faked their own deaths to avoid creditors or loved ones during the week 2:13 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to StarrGazr
  15. @fatmanafterdark How about Lee Marshall? He could throw more Nitro parties! 4:35 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to fatmanafterdark
  16. @fatmanafterdark They really ought to bring David Crockett back. He was a screaming madman among screaming madmen. 7:11 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to fatmanafterdark
  17. @fatmanafterdark who? 7:08 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to fatmanafterdark
  18. Just realized every single one of my tweets would make a great t-shirt... except for this one. Crap. 5:54 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. @wordvenus He's more machine now than duck, twisted and evil 5:54 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to wordvenus
  20. @svesely The more I think about it, the line "How's my favorite Yorn muncher this evening?" is totally gross. 4:26 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to svesely
  • Name bcarlson33
  • Location New Hampshire, USA
  • Web http://www.living...
  • Bio Drives around the country in a van solving mysteries
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