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  1. Here's to the lady who brought her young kids with her to see Bruno tonight: http://ping.fm/rYm6j
  2. Going to see Bruno with @PeetrPiper and @mrkeedy.
  3. There's a fine line between just enough peanut butter M&Ms and way too many.
  4. Crap, Moonwalker isn't available on Netflix.
  5. @CoreyHarris I totally forgot about that. Nice recall!
  6. My buddy did a sweet dance to this at his wedding this weekend. It was bad ass. ♫ http://blip.fm/~9haun
  7. Man I LOVE Indian weddings! http://pk.gd/CqP
  8. Squirt gun assassin. These little kiddies are toast. http://pk.gd/Cm7
  9. "Hot Wet American Summer" isn't as funny as I thought it's be.
  10. I know, I know... I should try to hold it more often. http://pikchur.com/CJW
  11. Awkward urinal placement. http://pk.gd/CJW
  12. Just wanted to watch a few minutes of "Jacksons: The American Dream", and before I knew it I was halfway through the mini-series.
  13. Ugh, I mixed Arby's and Burger King ketchup packets. That's the equivalent of telling my stomach to F off.
  14. Cake for breakfast. Don't judge me, I ran 6.5 miles last night. I owe this to myself. http://pk.gd/CB7
  15. Walked into an awkward bathroom conversation between guy in stall A and guy in stall C. A business meeting, but with pants around ankles.
  16. My submission for the @rocketboom Talent Search: http://bit.ly/13HN2M
  17. T-Pain should have autotuned his acceptance speech. He sounds like a nerd in real life.
  18. Watching the BET Awards. First time I've ever said that.
  19. Time for a quick afternoon ghostbustin' break. http://pk.gd/bvx
  20. My West coast sister sent me this pic from In-N-Out to make me jealous. She's mean. http://pk.gd/bTG