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Bauart

  1. The seconds just after X-Factor are so wonderful... just knowing that crap won't be on air for another week soothes the soul. about 3 hours ago via web
  2. Seems weird that Star Trek in the 60's was produced by Lucille Ball... it's like discovering Stephen Hawking is sponsored by Nike. about 14 hours ago via web
  3. Memorial day... when we come together as family, share a meal, and respectfully take down the Christmas decorations. 4:48 PM May 25th via Favstar.FM
  4. As you get older life slowly takes away the things you love... and replaces each one with nose hair. 12:17 PM May 25th via Favstar.FM
  5. Usually by this time of night... Godot is waiting for me. 9:44 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I got Foursquare and LinkedIn confused with Instgram... now I'm getting 70's photos of bars that hate my resume. 7:31 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Hey, all you grammar Nazis out there... Hiael this! 7:01 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. KLOUT claims I'm influential at Viagra and Disney. But I swear... it was NOT at the same time! 5:34 PM May 23rd via web
  9. Everything in moderation is good for you... everything in excess is AWESOME! 9:55 AM May 23rd via Favstar.FM
  10. I can type about 55 words per minute... and drink nearly twice that much. 6:22 PM May 22nd via Favstar.FM
  11. They say it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at a professional skill. 20,000 if you are working hourly. 5:58 PM May 22nd via web
  12. Seems like being a King on "Game of Thrones" is right up there with being a Mayor on Foursquare. 8:04 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Give a kid a stick and it becomes a sword or a gun. (Unless it's a smart kid... they just wonder why you're handing out sticks?) 5:49 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I don't care who you are.... NO one can say the word "muffin" without a Beavis & Butthead giggle. 12:47 AM May 19th via Favstar.FM
  15. Somewhere, right now, for the millionth time, a plastic surgeon is rambling on about his new idea... "The Bellybutton Transplant". 6:07 PM May 18th via Favstar.FM
  16. She's not "Stayin' Alive"... but "Heaven Knows" the "Disco Queen" avoided the "Disco Inferno". (Oh shut-up... it's punny). 1:09 PM May 17th via Favstar.FM
  17. Obviously some things aren't obviously obvious... just redundantly redundant. 7:19 AM May 17th via Favstar.FM
  18. Woodpecker meet fiberglass siding... Fiberglass siding I'd like you to meet Mr. Woodpecker. 7:26 AM May 16th via Favstar.FM
  19. All American school kids know... Liverpool is the town in Scotland where the Beatles built the Titanic. 6:12 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. "NSFW" depends entirely on where you work, who you work for... and the firewall password. 9:51 PM May 15th via web
  • Name David R Jennings
  • Location Dallas
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio David is owner of Bauart Creative Services, a provider of print, broadcast, web design, e-media and photography. Sometimes he's funny.
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