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  1. "Then she stumbles home at 6am and says “is this my apartment” before passing out on a couch." http://urlby.me/fe6e4 4:49 AM Nov 4th from Quoted By Me!
  2. " that flat chested girl needs to move so we can see Scarlett Johansson." http://urlby.me/7d5a3 11:26 AM Oct 21st from Quoted By Me!
  3. "He should be ripped apart by horses then sewn back together. And we would do that until the horses got sleepy." http://urlby.me/fce83 1:26 AM Oct 14th from Quoted By Me!
  4. "Huge tits make up for almost any shortcoming." http://urlby.me/309a1 8:45 AM Oct 12th from Quoted By Me!
  5. "Nicole Eggert, what the hell happened?" http://urlby.me/b4f2b 1:48 AM Oct 8th from Quoted By Me!
  6. "the hottest mom on the planet, Kate Beckinsale, looking ultra sexy thanks to a shwingtastic show of legs and a p..." http://urlby.me/8a44c 4:28 AM Sep 22nd from Quoted By Me!
  7. "If you squint hard enough you can see Shaggy and Scoobs parking the Mystery Machine next to her nipple." http://urlby.me/52ca5 6:09 AM Sep 14th from Quoted By Me!
  8. "I Hope You Die, Spencer Pratt" http://urlby.me/295d5 8:34 AM Sep 2nd from Quoted By Me!
  9. "So much for sobriety and sanity!" http://urlby.me/3b8ee 1:24 AM Aug 5th from Quoted By Me!
  10. "declaring August 4th as a "Megan Fox Blackout Day"" http://urlby.me/fa278 12:32 PM Jul 29th from Quoted By Me!
  11. "Coco: because you can’t spell “classy” without “ass!”" http://urlby.me/8cf16 6:00 AM Jul 29th from Quoted By Me!
  12. "Ryan Kwanten suits up" http://urlby.me/718de 1:05 AM Jun 11th from Quoted By Me!
  13. "Lindsay Lohan has a present for you" http://urlby.me/b4f8c 2:17 AM Jun 8th from Quoted By Me!
  14. "These Britney Spears topless pictures were taken back in 2007 and are from behind the scenes" http://urlby.me/87c92 2:14 AM Jun 8th from Quoted By Me!
  15. "You're just a ho." http://urlby.me/f50cf 1:01 AM Jun 4th from Quoted By Me!
  16. "But it was the first time I remember seeing Christian Bale!" http://urlby.me/251e9 9:56 AM May 28th from Quoted By Me!
  17. "Jennifer Love Chewitt within 9 spots of Megan Fox on a “hot” list is so alarmingly god damn dumb" http://urlby.me/61717 3:24 AM May 14th from Quoted By Me!
  18. "the sound of your head exploding at the thought that Megan Fox is Bisexual." http://urlby.me/7ba01 1:17 AM May 14th from Quoted By Me!
  19. "Jessica Biel Nude Stripper Video from Powder Blue" 12:03 PM May 12th from Quoted By Me!
  20. "Dead Behind the Eyes Reality Star Bikini Video-Off" http://urlby.me/313f2 8:28 AM May 12th from Quoted By Me!