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Dear Santa, I NEED a serger, fluvog boots, 250.00 tattoo certificate, a bathtub and a dermal implant to replace old peircing. I've been GOODabout 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
What is it about men aging that their eating ettiquette discengrates into dripping food, coffee creases and talking with food n mouth?about 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
Discribing sausage as an alternative, replacement or surrogate doesn't make me think "mmm yummy let me taste" however it SMELLS like sausageabout 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
@TimIsHungry thanks. Maci is a trooper but I'm frazzled. Champagne & brussel sprouts followed by dogs puking via YouTube cheered me up!11:24 PM Dec 14thfrom Tweetie
Maci update: possible #MRSA staph infection. Possible foot surgery, for now oral antibiotics, crutches & another appt tomorrow.11:02 PM Dec 14thfrom Tweetie
Maci's purple & red foot has me at the ER. If that isn't bad enough, I parked on the ONE corner where all the muggings have been happening7:05 PM Dec 14thfrom Tweetie