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  1. Did you use F for "Flange" or S for "Supermarket Own Brand", @AndySDavies?
  2. Without giving away my PIN, I very nearly gave a £97 tip in Ask last night. Bloody credit card machines.
  3. Anyone been to Surbiton before?
  4. Ha ha RT @gracedent: I don't see realistic longevity in a duo who can't even high-five each other without one fucking it up. #goodbyejedward
  5. RT @caitlinmoran: Tess Daly attempting comedy is like watching someone hammer a guinea pig to death very, very slowly.
  6. Time to dig deep again peeps http://bit.ly/29kUDH #childreninneed
  7. http://twitpic.com/q7aru - your Pudsey Bandana
  8. @AndySDavies Oh not you as well!
  9. RT @_LOCKERS_: RIP PC Sharon Beshenivsky taken from us 4 years ago today! Your family at West Yorks Police have not forgot u x
  10. @_LOCKERS_ Afraid not, full of cold - head, ears, nose etc. The good news is I'm off my tits on phenylephrine & paracetamol most of the day!
  11. @eddieizzard You should be in the jungle rather than Birmingham. Maybe next year? Kim Woodburn to win!
  12. RT @stephenfry: Possibly the best newspaper headline and subheading. Evah. http://pic.gd/e98737
  13. @DavidJamesWest Did you opt for the High School Musical one instead? ;)
  14. Major sore throat and have ten interviews to conduct today. Please send tea and sympathy my way ;)
  15. I don't think I've got the energy to invest in yet another reality TV show. But it's full of gays and Kim Woodburn. OK I'm in! #imacelebrity
  16. RT @DavidJamesWest: http://twitpic.com/pe531 - The Queen doesn't want you'r shitty home made scones
  17. Another week down and there is a a Chinese and a glass* of wine with my name on them. (*Obviously meaning bottle)
  18. It's Friday The 13th and everything has started to go wrong already! :-S
  19. @AndySDavies I wouldn't know thank you very much! Back to the real world next week!
  20. It's nearly Saturday. And no, I have not overloaded my iPhone by downloading #Grindr, thank you very much.