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  1. Did you use F for "Flange" or S for "Supermarket Own Brand", @AndySDavies? about 4 hours ago from Echofon in reply to AndySDavies
  2. Without giving away my PIN, I very nearly gave a £97 tip in Ask last night. Bloody credit card machines. 11:07 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  3. Anyone been to Surbiton before? 11:24 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  4. Ha ha RT @gracedent: I don't see realistic longevity in a duo who can't even high-five each other without one fucking it up. #goodbyejedward 5:03 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  5. RT @caitlinmoran: Tess Daly attempting comedy is like watching someone hammer a guinea pig to death very, very slowly. 11:57 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  6. Time to dig deep again peeps http://bit.ly/29kUDH #childreninneed 10:48 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. http://twitpic.com/q7aru - your Pudsey Bandana 10:43 PM Nov 19th from TwitPic
  8. @AndySDavies Oh not you as well! 1:03 PM Nov 19th from Echofon in reply to AndySDavies
  9. RT @_LOCKERS_: RIP PC Sharon Beshenivsky taken from us 4 years ago today! Your family at West Yorks Police have not forgot u x 11:16 AM Nov 18th from Echofon
  10. @_LOCKERS_ Afraid not, full of cold - head, ears, nose etc. The good news is I'm off my tits on phenylephrine & paracetamol most of the day! 10:17 AM Nov 18th from Echofon in reply to _LOCKERS_
  11. @eddieizzard You should be in the jungle rather than Birmingham. Maybe next year? Kim Woodburn to win! 11:21 AM Nov 17th from Echofon in reply to eddieizzard
  12. RT @stephenfry: Possibly the best newspaper headline and subheading. Evah. http://pic.gd/e98737 8:28 AM Nov 17th from Echofon
  13. @DavidJamesWest Did you opt for the High School Musical one instead? ;) 1:25 AM Nov 17th from Echofon in reply to DavidJamesWest
  14. Major sore throat and have ten interviews to conduct today. Please send tea and sympathy my way ;) 10:37 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. I don't think I've got the energy to invest in yet another reality TV show. But it's full of gays and Kim Woodburn. OK I'm in! #imacelebrity 11:10 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  16. RT @DavidJamesWest: http://twitpic.com/pe531 - The Queen doesn't want you'r shitty home made scones 12:44 AM Nov 14th from Echofon
  17. Another week down and there is a a Chinese and a glass* of wine with my name on them. (*Obviously meaning bottle) 8:11 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  18. It's Friday The 13th and everything has started to go wrong already! :-S 12:10 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  19. @AndySDavies I wouldn't know thank you very much! Back to the real world next week! 11:20 PM Nov 12th from Echofon in reply to AndySDavies
  20. It's nearly Saturday. And no, I have not overloaded my iPhone by downloading #Grindr, thank you very much. 10:40 PM Nov 11th from web