Get short, timely messages from Will Porter.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @Batsphinx.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow Batsphinx to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

Batsphinx

  1. @katosman Not this year :( costs too much :(
  2. @jonnypile I can imagine. Don't dominate it too hard though, as I'd like it to still be there next year.
  3. .@ashtonraze No he didn't get me, thankfully. He tried really hard though.
  4. Plus the scary hooker lady who kept on shouting 'Nasty!' at me. That's where I'd be again. (Even if bunk-beds with @disappointment was cool)
  5. Dampening E3 jealousy by remembering the downtown hostel where the tramp in the wheelchair shouted "I'm gonna getcha!" and tried to get me.
  6. @Farrantula I had loads of hunka chunka in 1996. Didn't you? Didn't everyone?
  7. @jonnypile @thesaddleranch @katosman OMG jealous. I like sitting there :(
  8. @danthat @patlike I LIKE RASPBERRY JAM YOU SWINE. LET'S GO TO WAR.
  9. Has anyone done a 'Lovely Jubilee' gag yet? (It's like 'Lovely Jubbly').
  10. Now they're all in-flight we can talk about E3 games people behind their backs. I'll start: @squidmania is a CAD and a CHARLATAN. #E3bitch
  11. Annual Jealous of Friends Going to E3 Day!
  12. @richmcc @richardcobbett Agreed that last 45 mins is random things happening to people who react in ways at right angles to their character
  13. @richmcc @richardcobbett I had that youth too. I'm just crossing my fingers and creating mental barriers.
  14. @richardcobbett @richmcc Yeah. They're quite big on the face hugging. Prometheus goes beyond first base when it comes to that to be honest.
  15. @richardcobbett @richmcc I was: Pro-hmmthisisperfectlyadequate-etheus. Enjoyed it. Forcibly making myself not think of genetic plot holes
  16. @Mogglewump Ah no, I totally enjoyed it. Just saying that you can't compare it to Alien at all.
  17. @paullicino There's plenty that are hidden behind Non Disclosure Agreements to be honest...
  18. @bonzrat I know, but... well... you'll see...
  19. Watching Prometheus tips: 1) Erase Alien from your mind 2) Don't think too hard upon leaving cinema 3) Enjoy for what it is
  20. Wrote a thing about Stainless, the Isle of Wight and Carmageddon: it features pigs and people running themselves over: eurogamer.net/articles/2012-…