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  1. @katosman Not this year :( costs too much :( about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to katosman
  2. @jonnypile I can imagine. Don't dominate it too hard though, as I'd like it to still be there next year. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jonnypile
  3. .@ashtonraze No he didn't get me, thankfully. He tried really hard though. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ashtonraze
  4. Plus the scary hooker lady who kept on shouting 'Nasty!' at me. That's where I'd be again. (Even if bunk-beds with @disappointment was cool) about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Dampening E3 jealousy by remembering the downtown hostel where the tramp in the wheelchair shouted "I'm gonna getcha!" and tried to get me. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @Farrantula I had loads of hunka chunka in 1996. Didn't you? Didn't everyone? about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Farrantula
  7. @jonnypile @thesaddleranch @katosman OMG jealous. I like sitting there :( about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jonnypile
  8. @danthat @patlike I LIKE RASPBERRY JAM YOU SWINE. LET'S GO TO WAR. about 24 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to danthat
  9. Has anyone done a 'Lovely Jubilee' gag yet? (It's like 'Lovely Jubbly'). about 24 hours ago via TweetDeck
  10. Now they're all in-flight we can talk about E3 games people behind their backs. I'll start: @squidmania is a CAD and a CHARLATAN. #E3bitch about 24 hours ago via TweetDeck
  11. Annual Jealous of Friends Going to E3 Day! 2:42 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @richmcc @richardcobbett Agreed that last 45 mins is random things happening to people who react in ways at right angles to their character 4:04 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to richmcc
  13. @richmcc @richardcobbett I had that youth too. I'm just crossing my fingers and creating mental barriers. 4:01 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to richmcc
  14. @richardcobbett @richmcc Yeah. They're quite big on the face hugging. Prometheus goes beyond first base when it comes to that to be honest. 4:00 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to richardcobbett
  15. @richardcobbett @richmcc I was: Pro-hmmthisisperfectlyadequate-etheus. Enjoyed it. Forcibly making myself not think of genetic plot holes 3:57 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to richardcobbett
  16. @Mogglewump Ah no, I totally enjoyed it. Just saying that you can't compare it to Alien at all. 9:58 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to Mogglewump
  17. @paullicino There's plenty that are hidden behind Non Disclosure Agreements to be honest... 9:57 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to paullicino
  18. @bonzrat I know, but... well... you'll see... 9:56 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to bonzrat
  19. Watching Prometheus tips: 1) Erase Alien from your mind 2) Don't think too hard upon leaving cinema 3) Enjoy for what it is 9:42 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  20. Wrote a thing about Stainless, the Isle of Wight and Carmageddon: it features pigs and people running themselves over: eurogamer.net/articles/2012-… 9:25 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  • Name Will Porter
  • Location Haywards Heath
  • Bio Video-game writer guy, consultant and word-based warrior of fortune. Scribbler for mags, online, the tiniest slice of TV and the mighty Project Zomboid.
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