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batscist

  1. Why the fuck would you take your baby to the nail salon.
  2. just had a morning run with baby. feels so good. albeit extremely sweaty.
  3. Man, I kinda missed jersey.
  4. time to self medicate.
  5. After tmrw, i can officially say i survived finals week 2012 without the use of adderall.
  6. Shitty jay walkers deserve to be ran the fuck down.
  7. BOMBED THAT PRESENTATION SO HARD. #unprepared. I want to die.
  8. That exam literally gave me a headache. #done
  9. @MharsieDumaps you srsly need an instagram so I can further enjoy all your awesome pics of life lol
  10. I'm in the home stretch. Last week of class #huzzah
  11. 3:13am. Finn's gonna wake me up in 4 hrs for a piss. My internal clock is too off today.
  12. coursecompass closes on the day my prof opens up all the hw's. i've never been closer to a heart attack than right now.
  13. warm beer is a travesty
  14. Also, I've come to terms with finding Ricky gervais to be very sexy. Officially ousted from that closet yo.
  15. For the record, this past week of mental breakdowns has somehow produced my mindset in preparation for today. Self awareness rules.
  16. eggs were a bad choice
  17. "he's humping for england, isn't he?"
  18. i finished teaching my 10 yr old dogs an entirely new trick in 30-45 min while on a rum and coke frenzy. friggin record breaking yo
  19. Treating nasal decongestants like adderall.
  20. ricky gervais' derek is absolute genius. honestly, i watched the last 5 mins of it twice and sobbed even harder the second time.