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Batrock

  1. Just opened the case of a PSP game I bought two weeks ago only to find that there was no game in there. That’ll teach me to buy PSP games.
  2. After a couple of months off, I’ve been reminded of Kotaku’s existence. Hello, Brian Ashcraft.
  3. “… [O]ne member of the Choom Gang, Tom Topolinski, the Chinese-looking kid with a Polish name who answered to Topo.”
  4. Does Ayn Rand dream of objective sheep?
  5. And the robots can pistol whip you?!
  6. @Pixel_Kaiser Not the biggest Alien fan? Surely you dream of electric sheep!
  7. These robots can climb ladders? I didn’t sign up for this!
  8. @creedfangirl @The_Swole_Nerd @posh_somme As if anyone managed to get through a year of that game.
  9. @The_Swole_Nerd @creedfangirl @posh_somme GB HM? A game for scrubs!
  10. @The_Swole_Nerd @creedfangirl @posh_somme you got any idea how many unplaced Harvest Moons I’m sitting on o’er here?
  11. I’ve started Aliens: Infestation in anticipation of that movie. DS does a good sense of setting up dread. (ain’t seen an alien yet)
  12. @creedfangirl @The_Swole_Nerd @posh_somme I got the Wii AC but never played it. It’s really more of a portable game, isn’t it?
  13. @The_Swole_Nerd The things you have to do to get to the real final ending are just dumb and I refuse to partake.
  14. @The_Swole_Nerd LEFT HANDED?! *blocked and reported as spam*
  15. @Pixel_Kaiser I would classify that requirement as contemptible.
  16. @Minic57 What are you going to say about the Twin Peaks DVD in my downstairs player, then?
  17. @posh_somme It is addictive but empty. I resent that I spent today playing it. The requirements for 100% are contemptuous.
  18. @Pixel_Kaiser … with Mario AND Luigi AND you have to hit the top of the flagpole!
  19. @Pixel_Kaiser I did what I thought was 100%, then I found out that to get the final level you have to finish every stage …
  20. Get the hell out of my 3DS, Super Mario 3D Land.