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  1. My shrink tells me that my inability to kill the Joker is because he represents my homosexual side. Doctor now imprisoned in Bat Dungeon.
  2. @BruceWayne I sure am happy I'm not you...need bat-wink emoticon...
  3. @alfredthebutler Tell Tim and Dick I'm stuck in prehistory! I have very few bars, so the sooner they get Clark to come get me, the better.
  4. Tim...Robbin came in the other day and told me he caught Poison Ivy. I was proud of him until I realized it was just a rash.
  5. Why is it that I always fall for Zatanna's Disappearing $100 Bill trick? Sure it disappears, but I never get it back!
  6. Why so serious? Because my parents were killed by criminal scum! That's why so serious!
  7. @Joker No, I don't want to know how you got your scars!
  8. It never ceases to amaze me how many abandoned toy factories, amusement parks, aviaries, and botanical gardens this city has, what a hassle.