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batfaggery

Still not convinced rowing coaching is the best job ever? Today I got two tshirts, a $100 gift voucher & this ...+ pay twitter.com/batfaggery/sta… about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
This barista ACTUALLY has a fro comb. And it's fully required. #amazing about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
TIME D.C. Comics has relaunched the enduring Green Lantern as brave, mighty and gay | ti.me/Lfo5Kn (via @TIMENewsFeed) about 13 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by batfaggery and 265 others
Max didn't want to join in Harry's game of 'destroy the Up&Go box', so Harry left him a present instead twitter.com/batfaggery/sta… about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
bluthquotes Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by batfaggery and 404 others
qikipedia The Earth spins at 1,000 mph & orbits at 66,000 mph. We are travelling at 18.5 miles per second - faster than a bullet. 4:31 AM Jun 2nd via web Retweeted by batfaggery and 439 others
TomFelton Is it me or does this look like Jason Segal dressed as Jesus?! Bad picture I know x twitter.com/TomFelton/stat… 2:59 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by batfaggery and 1507 others
Got to the river at 7:45 this morning. Just got home ... At 5:50. The things I do for this sport 12:52 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
Good ideas with Steph: carrot spoon for eating olives. You use the other end for dip. twitter.com/batfaggery/sta… 1:08 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
TIME Oh no, the 'Trololo' guy is in a coma. Pray for him, the Internet | ti.me/L6ALq0 (via @TIMENewsFeed) 7:40 PM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by batfaggery and 353 others
Amazing stories last night at #FrightNight @ the state library ... twitter.com/batfaggery/sta… 11:45 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Bitter lonely bitter time, learning how to con using maths 2:22 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
twitvid.com/OGEZZ - Wayne is excited, he gets to move into the grassy paddock 10:38 PM May 30th via TwitVid on iOS
@DimityMorgan Film shoot :) 11:51 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DimityMorgan
ladygaga What a beautiful day! I have the day off. I think I'll dive head first into this bottle of Anejo and write some questionable poetry. 10:32 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by batfaggery and 7697 others
emmmagee Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 10:26 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by batfaggery
@MrTeller @pennjillette And you guys said it on Bullshit! years ago ... “@abcnews: bit.ly/L3ocsf” 10:49 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
MarkHarrisNYC In fairness to Mitt Romney, he did spell "A" correctly. washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/… 8:34 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by batfaggery and 4 others
BreakingNews Severed foot mailed to Canada's Conservative party headquarters in blood-stained box - @AP apne.ws/L3duC5 8:04 PM May 29th via breakingnews.com Retweeted by batfaggery and 473 others
amworldtodaypm TWT Breaking: Peter O'Neil has just been elected as the new PNG prime minister 7:57 PM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by batfaggery and 7 others