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batchofroses

TheseDamnQuote I'm dreaming about seeing the world with someone like you. 9:30 PM Jun 1st via TwitDrip Retweeted by batchofroses and 494 others
TheComedyHumor Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. 9:31 PM Jun 1st via Buffer Retweeted by batchofroses and 428 others
TheGirlChapter You are my future, even if you don't realize it yet 8:49 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by batchofroses and 797 others
gabbyroars you know what? i bet your name's Mickey 'cause you're so fine. - Johnny Bravo 8:50 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by batchofroses and 18 others
WowTeenagers Before you ask why they hate you, ask yourself : why do you care? 8:52 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by batchofroses and 250 others
ItsLifeNotes When you say “I LOVE YOU,” you are making a promise with someone else's heart. Honor it! 3:45 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck Retweeted by batchofroses and 534 others
WhatTheFFacts Even though being physically unable to move, Stephen Hawking has three children and has been married twice. 3:49 AM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by batchofroses and 1003 others
Zip your vagina! 9:31 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
TeenagerBook Who knew that in the end, you’d mean this much to me. 7:00 PM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by batchofroses and 1596 others
TeenagerBook You’re so cute and you don’t even have to try. 6:00 PM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by batchofroses and 1656 others
MiHeart_Speaks If you love someone you would be willing to do anything for them, but if they loved you back, they'd never ask you to 9:15 PM May 31st via Buffer Retweeted by batchofroses and 129 others
TeenagerBook I wonder which friends are going to still be by my side after high school is over. 5:00 PM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by batchofroses and 2379 others
YoIoHumor Being Asian and putting smileys like this ¦) ....#YOLO 11:19 AM May 31st via Buffer Retweeted by batchofroses and 237 others
girlposts Protect me, love me, kiss me, hold me, smile with me, laugh with me. But don't make me fall if you don't plan on catching me. 6:00 AM May 29th via Buffer Retweeted by batchofroses and 3749 others
omgsopatrick Walking around in circles while talking on the phone. 1:42 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by batchofroses and 585 others
ItsLifeNotes Everytime I go to school, I always feel so sleepy, lazy and "want to go home" all the time. #TeenagerProblems 8:48 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by batchofroses and 979 others
ItsSarcasmBitch Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandfather's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. & yes, it was tragic. 7:59 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by batchofroses and 4077 others
StewieComedy When a black girl takes off her hair, you know shit just got real 3:41 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by batchofroses and 997 others
FunnySolo hey... i just met you, and this is crazy, but please shut the fu*k up. 8:42 PM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by batchofroses and 525 others
FunnySolo We stay up late every night. Regret it every morning. Then do it again. 8:42 PM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by batchofroses and 856 others