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  1. Boy, those terrorists sure are going to be mad when they learn their virgins are really non-alcoholic drinks.
  2. My apple has an ingrown core. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
  3. Been reading The Trad, Mister Mort, and A Suitable Wardrobe—now I feel badly dressed.
  4. @joelschou May be a conversation to have with the manufacturer. (e.g., "Give me drive and my data back!")
  5. @joelschou YOU WEREN'T FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER BEFORE YOU TWO-FACED FRIEND!?!?!?
  6. @joelschou Is the drive dead, or just the enclosure? Worst case: try plugging the drive into an extra SATA/IDE bay. (May void warranty.)
  7. @joelschou You might try checking with the manufacturer instead.
  8. "Next time you see an eleven or twelve-year-old girl, know that behind all the Hello Kitty lurks a deviant sociopath." http://bit.ly/4nbyTP
  9. Yes, I'm growing a goatee and, yes, I ride a motorcycle. My personal life astounds people. Strange.
  10. "A Triton was intended to outrage the uptight, impress anything squeezed into a short, tight skirt, and taunt the constabulary." Ideal bike.
  11. RT @hotdogsladies "Seersucker suits are like handguns. They look cool, chicks dig em', and you're ALWAYS looking for an excuse to use it."
  12. Ancestry.com: the company where "public" means "pay us $250/yr to access DATA other people created for free." FUCK I HATE THAT COMPANY.
  13. Football helmet designs. "The Patriots' logo [looks] like a wind-swept John Kerry dressed up like a Minute Man." http://bit.ly/O6zfa
  14. Pop Quiz: What do you call a nursing home designed for LGBT-ers? The End of the Rainbow.
  15. Don't think of it as "being orphaned," think of it as taking the first step to becoming Batman.
  16. Rupert Murdoch is old. Old people don't get the internet. Murdoch runs News Corp. ∴ http://bit.ly/W5m1r QED.
  17. When overcooked, balsamic reduction turns into something resembling the remains of a black snake firework. I haven't tasted either.
  18. Bad liver! Take this glass full of burbon! "Only bourbon?" you ask. No. Ice too.
  19. You know those people younger than you who you hate because they're just so damn talented? @dcurtis is today's Person I Hate.
  20. Rabbit and truffle stuffed pasta, white asparagus sauce, and pecorino tartufo bianchetto. OM NOM NOM I EAT LIKE A KING.