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- To add insult to the injury of being in the office until midnight, the A/C has been shut off.about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
- Showering with sunburn is like getting sunburned all over again.about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
- "I don't know why my boyfriend is so upset: we're sailing, not fucking." I love my dad's friends. ("You're on the wrong boat!")4:23 PM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
- The only thing that makes this 5-hour meeting tolerable is the thought of next week's 8-hour meeting.11:31 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
- Walking with two girls, and some guy tells me I'm a lucky man. The rub? My sister is one of the girls.5:50 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
- Fun is betting beer on the office printer's feature set.9:42 AM Jul 9th from web
- Must have woken up right in the middle of a REM cycle or something. I am the antithesis of chipper.6:12 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
- @betherejess Problem number one, Jess: days do not begin at ten o'clock at night.6:54 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific in reply to betherejess
- I'm a simplistic kind of guy. No frills. These diagrams with nested colored, bordered, drop-shadowed, gradient-filled boxes are killing me.1:30 PM Jul 8th from web
- "Time is Money? Well, they ARE both owned by AOL Time Warner!" Jokes for magazine nerds.7:18 AM Jul 7th from web
- Picking a good stripper is like picking a good firework: look for the label that says "shoots flaming balls." (Yes, strippers have labels.)6:24 PM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
- @WookieeBoy You didn't call me on the Star Wars errors! 1. It's Basic, not Common. 2. Wookiee has two Es. 3. Wookiees don't speak Basic.11:10 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific in reply to WookieeBoy
- @WookieeBoy I said "adjective." The word "key" w/r/t arrays is a noun. You're a Wookie, but I'm pretty sure Common is fundamentally English.10:49 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to WookieeBoy
- Hereby banning the adjective "key" from my lexicon for overuse and general triteness.9:58 AM Jul 6th from web
- Switching it up: Irish-Creme–flavored fake creamer instead of my usual Hazlenut in the coffee today. I'M A BRAND NEW MAN, WORLD.8:20 AM Jul 6th from web
- I've decided: my work schtick will be wearing bow ties and high-fiving everyone.6:41 AM Jul 6th from web
- Almost happy to be going back to work tomorrow. Something to do besides eat at trendy bistros and ride the Aprilia.
Wait...8:54 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
- I wonder if deaf gangsters sign in jive.4:44 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
- "Maine is the South of the North."4:26 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
- No-tie Thursday! I'M A REBEL AND YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!10:04 AM Jul 2nd from web
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