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Boy, those terrorists sure are going to be mad when they learn their virgins are really non-alcoholic drinks.
3:59 PM Nov 13th
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My apple has an ingrown core. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
11:02 AM Nov 13th
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Been reading The Trad, Mister Mort, and A Suitable Wardrobe—now I feel badly dressed.
1:31 PM Nov 12th
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@ May be a conversation to have with the manufacturer. (e.g., "Give me drive and my data back!")
1:03 PM Nov 12th
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@ YOU WEREN'T FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER BEFORE YOU TWO-FACED FRIEND!?!?!?
11:48 AM Nov 12th
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@ Is the drive dead, or just the enclosure? Worst case: try plugging the drive into an extra SATA/IDE bay. (May void warranty.)
11:47 AM Nov 12th
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@ You might try checking with the manufacturer instead.
11:38 AM Nov 12th
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"Next time you see an eleven or twelve-year-old girl, know that behind all the Hello Kitty lurks a deviant sociopath."
7:47 AM Nov 12th
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Yes, I'm growing a goatee and, yes, I ride a motorcycle. My personal life astounds people. Strange.
8:47 PM Nov 11th
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"A Triton was intended to outrage the uptight, impress anything squeezed into a short, tight skirt, and taunt the constabulary." Ideal bike.
12:30 PM Nov 11th
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RT @ "Seersucker suits are like handguns. They look cool, chicks dig em', and you're ALWAYS looking for an excuse to use it."
8:03 AM Nov 11th
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Ancestry.com: the company where "public" means "pay us $250/yr to access DATA other people created for free." FUCK I HATE THAT COMPANY.
4:20 PM Nov 10th
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Football helmet designs. "The Patriots' logo [looks] like a wind-swept John Kerry dressed up like a Minute Man."
11:52 AM Nov 10th
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Pop Quiz: What do you call a nursing home designed for LGBT-ers? The End of the Rainbow.
8:16 AM Nov 10th
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Don't think of it as "being orphaned," think of it as taking the first step to becoming Batman.
6:13 AM Nov 10th
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Rupert Murdoch is old. Old people don't get the internet. Murdoch runs News Corp. ∴ QED.
11:06 AM Nov 9th
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When overcooked, balsamic reduction turns into something resembling the remains of a black snake firework. I haven't tasted either.
10:43 AM Nov 9th
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Bad liver! Take this glass full of burbon! "Only bourbon?" you ask. No. Ice too.
8:37 PM Nov 6th
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You know those people younger than you who you hate because they're just so damn talented? @ is today's Person I Hate.
12:10 PM Nov 6th
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Rabbit and truffle stuffed pasta, white asparagus sauce, and pecorino tartufo bianchetto. OM NOM NOM I EAT LIKE A KING.
11:40 AM Nov 6th
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