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bashpr0mpt

  1. Apple iPhone 5 rumors. 3D on iPhone and Liquid Metal? Idk, the 3DS was a bit meh. mlks.co/1uIka - sp
  2. @maria_sillari Want an awesome tip for getting heaps of fans on Twitter? Never mention One Direction again. :P
  3. @BeanaFreebush Kidding. Aussie men like their women with muscles. And moustaches. Sometimes with cocks. Or sheep. Wait, no, just the sheep.
  4. @BeanaFreebush Wait. Is that you in your display pic? Idk man, have you SEEN Australian women? You'd be sold into the sex slave industry.
  5. @BeanaFreebush You should! I'll be your tour guide and make sure that you don't get eaten by, well, pretty much everything. >_>
  6. @BeanaFreebush Btw, so jealous. I'm in Sydney, AU. I'm a Brit by citizenship though. I'd love to be there. So close to ... everything!
  7. @BeanaFreebush you just never utter that evil conjoined word again in public! :P
  8. @BeanaFreebush usually doesn't stand to any brief genealogical scrutiny! :P Just hop the fucking ferry, I'll buy you a ticket, anything if
  9. @BeanaFreebush Whaaaat? :O Usually any irrational desire to travel to Ireland is an American with some pseudo-claim of Irish ancestry which
  10. @BeanaFreebush Can you guess? >:D Also ireland is overrated, but by your willingness to sell your soul to see it, you've gotta be in the US?
  11. 6:25AM and the cat is doing the loudest shit I've ever heard an animal do on the other side of the house. Lucky I never sleep, or I'd be D:<
  12. @BeanaFreebush Rabbit poops that grew into trees that spawned zombies that ate your brains & defecated in your mouth. Zombies with bad hair.
  13. @BeanaFreebush That's like selling your family cow for magic beans dude. If the magic beans were actually rabbit poops. >_>
  14. @MrsStephenFry Pretty sure I saw a video of that on Xtube.
  15. I love this little place, Pugh's Lagoon, golden hour leaves such pretty shadows on it: imgur.com/LZqhM
  16. @jayx22 Are you like those imposter perfumes? JPG's Le Homme being sold as Le Him, you're JayZ's knock off?
  17. @BeanaFreebush Eurovision is on?!? When? And god no, Jedward need to DIAF, stupid fucking ugly fucks. bit.ly/LdezGn
  18. @hannahberry93 Admit it; it was a good call. "Submit, slut. Your deity commands you to!"
  19. The finale of House was disappointing. Extremely. 8 years. I loved that character, although everyone always said he reminded them of me. :b
  20. Ever considered suicide? I think we all have. If you do, make sure you do it the MANLY way, takes all the pussy out: thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_…