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  1. You should be scared.
  2. This whole Ashton vs. CNN thing... we're talking about a popularity contest between one of the worst genre actors in Hollywood...
  3. ... and a news organization whose coverage consists of giving bj's to the Dalai Lama.
  4. Ashton promised to donate 10,000 malaria nets--IF he won. Shouldn't he be doing that anyway, regardless of whether or not he wins?
  5. This is the worst kind of publicity stunt, Ashton--people's lives are at stake, and all you can worry about is your popularity.
  6. But what about us? Did we do something unethical?
  7. This is the internet, folks. Get used to it. In less than 24 hours, we reached 300,000 followers, and you guys got upset.
  8. You cry over it like babies while you hug onto your copies of Dude Where's My Car and camwhore to CNN's iReport.
  9. You tweet and write articles about us, calling us basement dwellers and nerds in a sad attempt to cheer yourself up.
  10. But here's the awful secret. We're no different from you, really. In fact, we are you. Think about that for a while.
  11. Scared?