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  1. @thegynomite Are you not following me? You'll never see those sketches!
  2. @lizzwinstead @SaraJBenincasa Juuuuuuuust maybe.
  3. @lizzwinstead @SaraJBenincasa boobs.
  4. Operational Benari Twitter COMMENCE! @lizzwinstead @SaraJBenincasa
  5. @wkamaubell Wow. She told me I was an asshole.
  6. Chrismukkah? Christmas and Hanukkah should be separate, but equal. Let me rephrase that...
  7. Careful @nickkroll. A man named @morvay is going to punch you in the face tonight.
  8. @morvay punch Nick in the face.
  9. RT: @hannibalburess: just copped that new Susan Boyle album some hot beats on here
  10. Uh...if you say so. http://www.psychologytoday....
  11. Anyone doubting John Lithgow as being scary on Dexter obviously forgot about the movie Ricochet.
  12. In movies, hookers always say "that's gonna cost you extra." They never say "I think you're entitled to a discount."
  13. $140mil in opening for New Moon. Goth kids are getting laid in copious amounts. They say "copious amounts" and STILL are gettin it.
  14. Type 2 Diabetes you give yourself. To remember diff, think of a sequel tagline. "Diabetes 2: this time it's personal."
  15. Dreamed I was singing aloud to "Baby, Come to Me" at a restaurant while interviewing Gloria Estefan. Gloria: annoyed. James Ingram: proud.
  16. Had a date once where we thought it'd be fun to go to a bunch of sex shops. Went to one. She bought some toys. Date was over.
  17. Busy night! Doing Comix with Craig Robinson and @kumailn. Then ran to Moonwork. Sad I'm missing sets by @tomshillue and @donglover
  18. @wkamaubell @elonjames @kevinavery that is why I don't return Elon's calls anymore.
  19. @katecomer Sure I can. You're the last person he'd ever marry.
  20. @hodgman P. Diddi-chlorians