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How come every inch of the moon seems to be hit by meteors and not the earth? Because the moon isn't from here! It's a UFO from deep space.about 18 hours agofrom Seesmic
Seesmic Desktop app takes care of my double twitter duty, though it's a bit clunky. Still way better than tweetdeck. It'll play for now.about 24 hours agofrom Seesmic
Going to dinner with family at the VIejas Steakhouse tomorrow. Bringing a $20 to try and hit the jackpot. It's my only hope out of this messabout 24 hours agofrom Seesmic
Hooters wants me dead. All You Can Eat Wings on Tuesdays. All You Can Eat Sliders on Thursdays. It's a SUMMER MIRACLE!11:54 AM Jul 16thfrom Twitterrific
I wonder how many new "cancer" followers that's going to get me.10:56 AM Jul 16thfrom web
@buildfollowers Eat shit you dumb motherfucker. Get cancer and die, you piece of shit marketer. Your mom hates you like everyone else. DIE.10:54 AM Jul 16thfrom Twitterrific
Is there a Twitter client for mac that'll manage 2 accounts without having 2 separate client windows? Not tweetdeck, which sucks balls.8:35 AM Jul 16thfrom twhirl
Someone brought in a couple boxes of fresh donuts this morning. I don't say this often, but what a fkn champion move that was.8:01 AM Jul 16thfrom Twitterrific
Had a dream I was at some sort of goth music festival. It was pretty killer. Had to go through a tunnel to get there. Bathroom lines sucked.7:58 AM Jul 16thfrom Twitterrific
Al Franken hasn't been funny since he was taking LSD in the 70's yet a whole state of knuckleheads thought it funny to give him law powers.4:00 PM Jul 15thfrom Twitterrific