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  1. Figured I'd sleep great tonight but I'm still a little wound up from all the ass kicking I did in Borderlands tonight.
  2. My mom got me a deli slicer. Sliced up a lb of smoked ham and a lb of smoked turkey. I love sandwiches.
  3. @soapawake Not too bad. Been working on some side projects and most of the office is out for the week, so it's quiet.
  4. You know what? Whatever. If you chomos want to like soccer, fine. Bottoms up. But call it soccer and not football. Or move to fkn europe.
  5. I like how Godaddy understand that the way to my wallet is through my balls. It's nice seeing Danica Patrick every time I have to log in.
  6. I wonder how much time it takes @shawnemerriman to daily look into a mirror and convince himself he's not a washed up, drug abusing, hack.
  7. Just saw. Dbag ask for a sample of the orange chix at Panda X. Srsly, you've never had that before? Oh I get it, it's free. Way to go, tool.
  8. Justin.tv to launch a pay per view service soon. In other news, Justin.tv to shut down in a few months. Fuck your ppv shit, greedy assholes.
  9. The big debate about who sucks worse: Rage Against The Machine of anything Simon Cowell produces. Buncha bullshit communist propaganda.
  10. @elchrist I had an alright season with Ed Mc Mahon and Michael Jackson in the same week. Dropped the ball on Patrick Swayze though.
  11. They found the Auschwitz sign and arrested some dudes. You can all breathe a sigh of relief now. Becauase this was important or something.
  12. @nikkiMayday I actually work at a place that embraces the recession in that it's their license to fuck us out of every penny they can.
  13. I wonder if the douchebag in the Silverado says to himself daily "Damn, I need to back in so people can bear witness to my awesome truck!"
  14. Our xmas bonus here at work this year is the permission to wear jeans until 1/4/10, when we need to revert to "Administrative Attire".
  15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOCOTW-q_8g
  16. Except for the moon. Apparently, we've been there. And by moon I mean Death Valley, CA. At night. In stunning black & white. Buncha baloney.
  17. I think the science of space is little more than rampant speculation for the sake of back patting. We don't know a goddamned thing.
  18. http://is.gd/5v4l8 - Questions arise: How do they know this is methane? Have we been there to test or is this just more scientific guessing?
  19. I'm going here Jan. for a weekend of peace, quiet, R&R and to see the show. http://is.gd/5uDqw more: http://is.gd/5uDwN & http://is.gd/5uDzm
  20. @soapawake Good luck with that. I'll take 1st hand smoke over 2nd hand smoke. Get ready to crank the hate tank up to 12.