bartleyh
- Current location: jackalope. Current status: drunk11:15 PM Jul 1st from txt
- I miss austin. Everyone in salt lake city looks distressingly wholesome3:25 PM Jun 5th from txt
- @poppagoth seems unlikey unless she routinely sports a fancy colonial hat3:07 PM Apr 30th from txt
- There's a guy here in sam's with a tattoo of the quaker oats man2:45 PM Apr 30th from txt
- @bendy_jen i may be misinterpreting their intention, but a talking oven seems to be trying to seduce quiznos employees.8:59 PM Apr 13th from txt
- What advertising genius thought it was a good idea to imply that quiznos employees have sex with the oven.8:40 PM Apr 13th from txt
- @feliciaday just heard you on all things considered2:27 PM Mar 16th from txt
- A "stand by me" mashup? No. Wrong.11:53 PM Feb 15th from txt
- @__nat__ sounds complicated. I'll stick with buying small statues with large genitals.4:55 PM Jan 28th from web
- @brennao that is not how you make babies!4:27 PM Jan 28th from txt
- Just stopped playing WOW to order pizza from my computer without leaving my seat. A new low or a new high?6:29 PM Jan 5th from txt
- @chuque me too! At least you get paid8:26 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from txt in reply to chuque
- @zhouyi i'm listening to ABBA right now :(5:08 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from txt in reply to zhouyi
- Will this wootoff never end?10:56 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from txt
- WHY IS IT SO HUMID????1:31 PM Nov 27th, 2008 from web
- I am in sam's. Why is there clapping and organized cheering?7:59 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from txt
- Nothing like working consecutive 14 hour shifts while you can't breathe or talk without dripping snot2:43 AM Nov 10th, 2008 from txt
- Drinking makes the election much better. CNN has a hologram lady!4:18 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
- This band has one drumset on stage split between two drumers.5:23 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from txt
- @clarebert yay! It was the Dust Off girl. I feel better now12:27 PM Oct 28th, 2008 from txt in reply to Clarebert
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- Name bartleyh
- Location austin
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