bartharpster
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I love it when my door locks freeze!
about 17 hours ago
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two thanksgivings and a jazz game!
8:48 PM Nov 26th
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@ do you smell that rotten catfish in the air? oh wait it must be YOU!
1:04 AM Nov 21st
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@ can I please just go to work and now have the stupid actors from the movie here for autographs?
6:13 PM Nov 14th
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I feel like a little kid going on a feild trip. Professor is taking everyone outside because he feels like sitting in the sun.
9:02 AM Nov 3rd
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@ I'm in the same stupid boat.
3:27 PM Oct 27th
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The only thing I can think about while I'm sitting here at Midas, is how badly I don't want to smell a fart when I get back in my car.
9:20 AM Oct 23rd
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Best facebook update I've ever seen: JUST CHOKED ON AIR!!! AHHH I ALMOST DIED! X(
2:40 PM Oct 21st
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@ one ticket per individual who donates one bag or more. Who can I get to go with me that will give up their extra ticket?
2:17 PM Oct 14th
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- This is my view for the morning.
7:35 AM Oct 14th
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Boo morning.
6:55 AM Oct 14th
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I just called in sick to work for the fisrt time in 1 1/2 years. what's wrong with me?
10:50 AM Oct 9th
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I'm having a 4 am stomach flu party! Any one want to come?
3:03 AM Oct 9th
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@ roflolomg111
1:23 AM Oct 8th
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@ I don't like that deal very much
3:29 PM Oct 2nd
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in reply to Jessibella
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soup kitchen for dinner, nothing better
6:39 PM Oct 1st
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@ your night doesn't sound fun.
10:36 PM Sep 28th
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Dear twitter, I just had drunk sex, but more importantly, how are you?
1:48 AM Sep 27th
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i'd kill for a jamba right now
12:20 PM Sep 26th
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I now have iSketch on my phone. school/work, have fun in the toilet.
5:25 AM Sep 26th
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