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BARTENDERHULK

  1. STOP LOOKING EXPECTANTLY AT HULK IF YOU NO NEED DRINK!! 8:36 PM Feb 3rd via Echofon
  2. YES HULK DO HAVE SPECIAL TONIGHT!! HURRICANE DRINK!! YES LIKE STORM HAHA!! IT ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR PLUS TIP 5:44 PM Aug 27th, 2011 via Echofon
  3. OH REALLY, DUDES LOOKING UP DUMB DRINK TO ORDER FROM IPHONE?? IT YOU 21ST BIRTHDAY?? HULK NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOW!! 6:59 PM Jun 28th, 2011 via Echofon
  4. YOU IN HULK BAR YOU DRINK, HULK BAR NOT RESTAURANT WAITING ROOM 5:42 PM Jun 17th, 2011 via UberSocial
  5. POP QUIZ HOT SHOT!! SOME ONE WANT FUN SHOT THAT NOT TOO SWEET AND SUPER STRONG FOR COUSIN IN TOWN FROM PEORIA WHAT YOU DO?! 4:01 PM Jun 17th, 2011 via Echofon
  6. HULK REALIZE IT HOT OUTSIDE!! SORRY HE NO HAVE SUBZERO BEER COOLER!! YES ALL BEER SAME TEMPERATURE!! 1:39 PM May 31st, 2011 via Echofon
  7. HULKO DE SMASHO!! 4:51 PM May 5th, 2011 via Echofon
  8. WHY CUSTOMERS SO AWKWARD TONIGHT? ORDER BEER NOT HARD 5:43 PM Apr 22nd, 2011 via UberSocial
  9. THANK YOU FOR TELLING HULK THE COLOR AND BANK OF YOUR CREDIT CARD!! CUZ HULK FILE TABS BY COLOR, NOT NAME!! 7:37 PM Apr 17th, 2011 via Echofon
  10. IF YOU THINK YOU DRINK SMELL WEAK!! MAYBE IT BECAUSE YOU ORDER IRISH CREAM!! 10:21 PM Apr 8th, 2011 via Echofon
  11. HULK FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR!! DELICIOUS ANTICIPATION OF ST PATRICK DAY BEING OVER!! 9:42 PM Mar 17th, 2011 via Echofon
  12. THIS WHAT HULK REFER TO AS BAR PURGATORY!! WEEKEND BETWEEN FAT TUESDAY AND ST PATRICKS DAY!! TIME BEST USED SIGHING A LOT!! 3:07 PM Mar 11th, 2011 via Echofon
  13. HULK LIKE NEW ORLEANS BUT HATE MARDI GRAS. IT WHEN AMATEURS COME DRNK ABITA & TELL YOU ABOUT SEMESTER THEY SPENT IN NOLA. 4:28 PM Mar 8th, 2011 via UberSocial
  14. HULK WANT KNOW WHY YOU ORDER DRINK THEN GO TO BATHROOM WHILE HULK WAIT WITH DRINK. PEE FIRST, WASH HANDS, THEN ORDER. NO MAKE HULK WAIT 5:23 PM Feb 22nd, 2011 via UberSocial
  15. PRO TIP FROM HULK: HULK NOT WANT TO SMELL YOU FROM BEHIND BAR FROM NOT WASH OR TOO MUCH COLOGNE. BOTH MAKE HULK SMASH 3:51 PM Feb 16th, 2011 via ÜberSocialOrig
  16. CONGRATULATION, MUMFORD & SON!! YOU JUST GOT PLAYED IN JUKEBOX SET WITH PEARL JAM AND EVERLAST!! PRETTY BLEAK FUTURE IF ASK HULK!! 7:37 PM Feb 15th, 2011 via Echofon
  17. HULK GIVE YOU GLASS AS SUBTLE WAY TO STOP YOU BEING GERBIL WITH BEER LABEL. HULK COULD HAVE BEEN RUDE, NO NEED TO BE BITCHY TO HULK 7:01 PM Feb 11th, 2011 via ÜberSocialOrig
  18. HULK KNOW IT SOON VALENTINE'S, BUT DO HULK FAVOR, MAKE OUT AT HOME, NOT BAR. HULK NOT WANT TO SEE YOU SUCK FACE 6:35 PM Feb 11th, 2011 via ÜberSocialOrig
  19. @Patrick_Wizard HULK TRUST MOM CALL/ DENNYS PLACEMAT COMBO! HULK HUNGRY AFTER HOURS OF BARSMASH! YOU BRING HULK MOONS OVER MY HAMMY! 11:08 AM Feb 9th, 2011 via Seesmic
  20. SOON AS STRUCTURAL INTEGRRRTY COMPROMISED PASSPORT FURTHER INVALID! PASSPORT W PIC OF 10 YR OLD THAT LOOK LIKE SHIT OUT BY DOG INVALID! 10:53 AM Feb 9th, 2011 via Seesmic