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Barrythebeaver

  1. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
  2. Derogatory Moose Joke of the Day: What has four legs and flies? A Moose-quito!
  3. I hate mooses!
  4. Human lodges are amazing http://tinyurl.com/btewnv
  5. Coffee is one hell of a drug...
  6. I just made a new, supertastic game level on Muzui.com. Check it out: http://tinyurl.com/clebuq
  7. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
  8. 13000 years ago lived a beaver the size of an American Black Bear. Try to roast that sucker, you cruel monsters.
  9. Pez is by far the best candy in the world
  10. It's hard to be a beaver man in a world where some people still think a beaver is a fish.
  11. Fricking cold in my lodge today but it's too great of a fire hazard to light my fire place... Keeping warm on 17-year-ol' whiskey.
  12. Beavers are known for building dams, canals, and lodges. They are the second-largest rodent in the world. And they're damn sexy!
  13. Hangovers... don't have the strength to find a log to gnaw... And my teeth are almost long enough to pole vault...