People say with this recession, It’s a dog eat dog out there right now. Yuk! No thanks. I prefer dog biscuits.

What do you get if you cross a Deerhound with a terrier? A Derriere!

Chihuahua’s are great dogs. If you lose one, you just empty out your handbag.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a chicken? Pooched eggs! Woof! Woof!

All this cup football on TV’s making we want to play. I used to play a lot but I got a red card when I bit the ball!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collieflower! It’s the way I woof ‘em.

hope you're bringing your pound to work today - I've found some coins under the sofa - as well as a squeaky plastic pork chop!

What kind of dog does a vampire prefer? A bloodhound! Woof! Woof!

What kind of dog takes bubble baths? A shampoodle! Woof! Woof!

Went to see ‘Marley and Me’ yesterday. Hey, I can do all that dog acting stuff. Next stop, Hollywood. Yeah! I’m having some of that!

Some people say if only dogs could talk. If we did, we’d make a lot more sense than some of these politicians.

What is this credit crunch anyway? I thought it was a new type of dog biscuit at first. New Credit Crunch for dogs! Got a nice ring to it

phew. pleased that the proposed bone tax hasn't made it onto the budget

phew...back from vets and no shots or probes or anything

OH NO VET DAY (lookhappyandhealthylookhappyandhealthy)

oh no....just remembered....today is the day before vet day. I was planning to spend the day looking fit and healthy to get out of it...!

is it someone's brithday perhaps...mine? no, not mine...definitely something happening today...

morning...hmmmm...20th April....why is that date important...sure i have to do something....

time to turn the radio up, crack open a Chum and get in the garden

bed, or rug, or cushion......hmmmmmmmmmmmm