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BarrettChase

  1. "Do you need someone to stand on your pancreas? Because I can definitely do that for you." -- my cat 8:51 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. The great thing about flying Sun Country is that there's no burden of sitting next to someone important or attractive or non-gassy. 9:15 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Don't get my whites dirty. 12:13 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Karaoke bar assholes: The nonsinging couple that hogs the book, flipping through it aimlessly so they don't have to talk to each other. 12:06 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. "You can kick your diner experience up a notch by playing Eminem on your iPhone for everyone." -- the guys at the next table 10:26 AM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Food writers always think it's possible to "pair" five menu items. #fancytalk 4:58 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. So. You refuse to use the dollar sign when writing Ke$ha's name. Uh huh. That'll show her. 3:08 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. The house music at DSW helps me imagine how I'm gonna rock these Asics Tigers in the club. 10:44 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. OH: "I'll give you six bucks for that cake." 10:47 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I'm like that girl who dies of dehydration at the rave. 10:15 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. If you need advice on peephole drillin' just ask a janitor. 1:09 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. "The Beach" is the story of a young douchebag on his journey toward complete insufferability. 8:31 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. They tell you to bring two no. 2 pencils to the civil service exam, but all the really cool people walk in carrying three or four. 6:19 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I don't mean to trouble you, but could you guys be a little more interesting? 9:53 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Apparently, it's Wear Your Uncombed Wig to the Supermarket Day. 7:31 AM Apr 21st via web
  16. Pizza Hut now has a crust stuffed with hot dogs. Exciting news for the feeder/gainer community. 7:52 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. A more accurate name would be Scientific Eraser. 10:29 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I love your melky white skin. 1:15 AM Apr 15th via web
  19. @lubaurubie I think they do. I came across them in hostels when I traveled the US as a recent grad. (I couldn't afford Europe.) 4:44 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lubaurubie
  20. @DadBeard Yeah, but life doesn't force-feed you funny. 9:57 PM Apr 13th via web in reply to DadBeard
  • Name Barrett Chase
  • Location Busy
  • Web http://www.barret...
  • Bio Neckbeardist, bon vivant, gentleman of leisure, quiet storm tweeter, type-B personality, worst pen pal ever.
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