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BarrackObama

  1. Cowpie. Rhymes with Big Lie. From the Number One Bain Bust-Out Guy.
  2. Bain's business isn't vulture capitalism. Vultures only eat the dead. Bain buys living firms, hollows them out and leaves vulture snacks.
  3. I hope this NIH-funding petition hits its signature goal: tinyurl.com/89x4kbu Well-funded science is in all of our interests. Sign today!
  4. Yes, I know the baritone parts to every Earth, Wind and Fire song. I'll be making my tour debut with EWF in 2017. Need the practice time.
  5. To be fair, we dunno if Il Nuce asked wife #2 for open marriage or for the occasional three-way. Media should ask for clarification on that.
  6. Il Nuce's getting feisty, releasing an anti-capitalism porno about Mitt and Bain. Mickey, help me make some popcorn! The microwave stumps me
  7. And the Massachusetts Governor finishes the Iowa Caucus with 25 percent. Inspiring.
  8. Il Nuce, as president, would arrest jurists with whom he disagrees and charge them with, what, defying the emperor? Intriguing proposal.
  9. tinyurl.com/6c9mcug Hmmm. Glen never took it to the hoop when he was with the Lakers. Everything was from the outside. Guess she liked that
  10. Cheers for Bernanke's indictment on treason and for the death of an uninsured man? Nice crowd the GOP has to appeal to. Just lovely.
  11. S&P AAAed CDO's that should have been BBB- & we're supposed to trust a downgrade issued w/a teabagger press release & math errors? Try again
  12. Tumescent Tony's going to rehab? Rehab? To recover from what? Please, never mind. Dont' tell me.
  13. The GOP field of presidential candidates for 2012 is looking mighty interesting, like a Stephen King - John Waters collaboration, in fact.
  14. I can tell you with confidence that the Guinness is better over there. Oh, yes, indeed.
  15. CNN wanted to interview Marty Feldman but discovered he was dead, interviewed Bachmann instead, who was almost as funny & almost as handsome
  16. So, Gov. Palin, was this - http://tinyurl.com/38wp7nt - the kind of reloading you were talking about?
  17. I love books but, friend, I like to read them not have them hurled at me. Get thee to an exuberance management class, I say.
  18. Congratulations, Christine! Another victory for Conservatism at hand, I see!
  19. One question re: Goldman Sachs: When does an investment bank become a casino? When it games its business to profit when its customers lose.
  20. RE: Palin's nuke notes II: If I concern myself with comics, I'll stick with Colbert. He's knowledgeable.