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barnothing

  1. #thechew is featuring Gino's East deep dish... nom nom nom...
  2. Hi @Starbucks is your blonde roast decaf available in grocery stores in Boston?
  3. British comedy always makes my day. Especially because Hyacinth is my mom.
  4. Why do people who don't fly Moowest always want to board first? Hurry up and wait, idiot!
  5. Nothing makes you feel like more of an adult than quadrupling your automatic savings amount just because you buy less shoes.
  6. Nothing smells quite like microwaved onion in the morning.
  7. Times like this I wish I still lived in a dorm - someone would always be up for some microwaved food and a good talk.
  8. Hot flashes are nature's way of telling us that clothing is superfluous and ice cream is a right.
  9. If one more mother!#@R% says anything about bed rest being easy I will lose my mind.
  10. @cvarkey The Jacob's. They updated their "House Proud" segment... their house is so cute!!
  11. @cvarkey are you at home?! Your fav photogs are on the Nate Berkus show today!
  12. I wish there was a card to say "Your facebook wall is too crowded... I have no idea where to look." Everyone would get one.
  13. @SaraASR oooh intriguing!
  14. Me: "this song is kind of annoying... And garbage sounding" oh look it is Florence and the Machine. #barf
  15. "don't do anything revenge-y until I get there." #NolanIsTheBest
  16. I wish I had the same batteries that are in the hidden cameras all over #Revenge.
  17. @tri2cook thank youuuuuu!!!
  18. I need a macaroon. #suburbanproblem
  19. It is "say something stupid" day. Congratulate yourself if you didn't say something asinine.