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  1. @Stevo_football very nice. you are el clasico
  2. Just at Fulham Bolton. Like watching a bad-tempered mass bundle. Gah. Hmmmf. Rrrrrr. thank god for damien duff and his rarified jinks
  3. poor old paul hart and his long, sad, dignified suffering face. harry redknapp should have a health warning - he's managerial asbestos
  4. Craig McDermott's son just made debut for Queensland. He appears to be a feisty ginger right-arm fast bowler. The mysteries of genetics
  5. tony cascarino scored 19 international goals. do we have to replay every single one of those games too? or was that just all a laugh?
  6. against teams like brazil england always look like they learnt to play football from a particularly humourless and didactic textbook
  7. after doha Milner says there's "no gulf" between england and brazil. Bit like saying there's "no gulf" between abu dhabi and Iran
  8. can't decide if I'm supposed to feel personally offended by this. maybe hit back by calling his optician a twat (NB builder may be a wanker)
  9. neighbour banged on door last night & gave angry speech calling my builder "a wanker" but always just stopping short of calling me a wanker
  10. @seaningle you didn't consider just saying "the future?" and then cackling horribly for about ten minutes before leaving the stage in tears?
  11. And only old Craig White before he became a decent slingy gritty reverse-swinger. Wright is just a likeable slogger who looks like a badger
  12. Disturbing talk about Luke Wright at 7 in Tests as an "all-rounder". It wont work. He's Craig White if you really, really squint
  13. Alstar Cook keen to "have a go" at captaining England. Yeah me too. Take the positives come to the party. The man is a talking baseball cap
  14. Talksport man keeps saying liverpool should "just get the sheikhs in". Get them in. Get. The sheiks. The fuck. In. What sheikhs though?
  15. @Rachiehay er, no. Jenson Button. The one having the emotional homecoming. I was merely having a hot chocolate
  16. am at bluewater in kent for jenson button's homecoming. great excitement. a woman in starbucks just said "He. Is. Absolutely. Gorgeous"
  17. obviously, that's not the point. but still, 5 hours they keep saying. he waited for 5 hours. 5. whole.hours. madness.
  18. 5 hours. they keep mentioning this man waited 5 hours to punch leona lewis. As tho the most baffling thing is waiting all that time to do it
  19. I am at the world gymnastic champs.Tiny muscular men in boxer shorts doing forward roles to the music of Coldplay.Watched by small children
  20. Today the man on the corner who just stands and stares all day is just standing and staring all day in an all-weather blouson.autumn is here