barnes_leslie
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Betrayal and perfidy. Infamy, infamy. Camouflage green curtains clash with lilac velvet rug. Tuscan herbs replaced with rations.
about 8 hours ago
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Unable to speak, let alone tweet. Barbarism. Vandalism. Is nothing sacred? My soap selection desecrated. Tea bags in place of leaves.
about 9 hours ago
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Looking forward to the sweet, velvet charms of . Lapsang, home made chocolate, ginseng, and The Pines a short canter away.
about 18 hours ago
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“@: If you read 50 Shades of Grey in the German translation, trust me, your boner will go away very quickly.” Quite the opposite.
7:14 AM May 24th
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Think I've managed to tweet from plane without being caught by the stewa
7:12 AM May 24th
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@ Very amusing Crawfie. You well know my views on tattoos.
8:56 PM May 22nd
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in reply to GeneralCrawford
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The vendor at the fish and chip kiosk looked askance when I asked if he had a tartare and ginseng coulis, and a zesty sauvignon.
9:27 AM May 22nd
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“@: @ not enough meat on that one.” Ahem.
5:17 AM May 19th
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All this Welsh damp makes me pine for The Pines. But have prepared 3 hour commentary for Cardiff historical walk with @
3:51 AM May 19th
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I simply do not understand the appeal of camping. Haven't we evolved towards houses, central heating, Rioja, towels and steam rooms?
8:03 AM May 17th
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My picnic has more élan: cold tongue, horseradish, taramasalata, home made hummus, wheatgrass smoothie, avocado, chorizo and zesty Chablis
6:48 AM May 16th
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@ My underwear is not XL. How is Rhys?
9:50 PM May 15th
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in reply to GeneralCrawford
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To Wales. Where I am sporting a dashing silk kilt to impress natives. And @ is learning to shear sheep,
8:26 AM May 15th
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In my defence, I would have played clothed. But powers that be deemed my plus fours too garish.
8:49 AM May 14th
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Woke up with faint memories of running down Edinburgh High with @ yelping that we were on fire. Happy days. Have spent day steaming
1:57 PM May 12th
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"You may call it 'sexual healing', Dr Gaye, but I contend that some would consider it 'serious medical malpractice'."
9:13 AM May 11th
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"You continue to blame it on the boogie, Mr Jackson. But evidence suggests that sunshine, moonlight & good times played a part"
9:21 AM May 11th
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Never say goodbye, never say goodbye, you and me and our dear friends, hoping it would never end
10:49 AM May 11th
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Few whiskies in, singing Bon Jovi with a local, @.
10:39 AM May 11th
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Salmon for me, more haggis for @, who insists on eating it raw and with bare hands.
8:28 AM May 11th
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- Name Leslie Barnes
- Location Boston
- Web http://www.barnac...
- Bio A raconteur and dilettante. ploughing a lonely but occasionally productive furrow. Jazz, bourbon, cats and velvet. Interest in naval affairs.
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