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  1. @OrthoPets I was able to go to the beach yesterday and swim a few laps, thanks to your brace! I can't tell you how much that means to me.
  2. When sleeping on a bed, it's important to find the place of maximum comfort, regardless of orientation or position. Grumpy humans disagree.
  3. Finally worked out an agreeable exchange: I allow 4 nails to be clipped for one strip of venison jerky. Canine capitalism at its finest.
  4. Something is afoot. All the furniture is gone. Either we're moving to a new place, or the humans forgot to pay their bills on time.
  5. Dinner a delicious "two paws up" for second night in a row. Not the grass-fed cow (although delicious) or the fresh veggies, but the pesto.
  6. The human overcooked the cow again. I clearly specified Very Rare, not Well Done. Maybe I can speak to the manager.
  7. Just had salmon for second meal in a row. I've either been a really Good Dog or I've simply eaten all the cows and chickens.
  8. Finally seeing improvement in my torn ACL after nearly five months. Haven't seen the ocean in so long I can barely remember it.
  9. Off to the vet to get my leg looked at. I'm going to try hard to avoid biting the hand that heals me.
  10. Sprained my ankle getting up too quickly from a nap. Seems a bit unfair that injury is the price of enthusiasm.
  11. Sometimes as a dog I feel a profound inability to effect positive change. Wagging and licking just don't go as far as they used to.
  12. Really starting to get into Entourage. I wonder if the humans realize that there are like six different dogs that play the role of Arnold.
  13. Wow, major market meltdown today. I suspect that's why I'm back to canned food.
  14. At what point does a cat stop being a pet and start being a meal? I'm genuinely curious.
  15. Went to the beach this morning, but to be honest I just couldn't focus. Back at home, about to take a long-ass nap.
  16. Spent most of the weekend in D&J's pool. I've come to appreciate their hot tub as well.
  17. Beach yesterday morning, then a lovely evening of playing down at Aron's. Simply exhausted today.
  18. Back to canned food for today, but it was buffalo. I bet I could take down a buffalo.
  19. OK, holy shit. Fresh caught tuna tonight for dinner. I am a Good Dog.
  20. Went to the beach this morning. Waves were huge, couldn't quite bring myself to jump in.