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  1. The human overcooked the cow again. I clearly specified Very Rare, not Well Done. Maybe I can speak to the manager.
  2. Just had salmon for second meal in a row. I've either been a really Good Dog or I've simply eaten all the cows and chickens.
  3. Finally seeing improvement in my torn ACL after nearly five months. Haven't seen the ocean in so long I can barely remember it.
  4. Off to the vet to get my leg looked at. I'm going to try hard to avoid biting the hand that heals me.
  5. Sprained my ankle getting up too quickly from a nap. Seems a bit unfair that injury is the price of enthusiasm.
  6. Sometimes as a dog I feel a profound inability to effect positive change. Wagging and licking just don't go as far as they used to.
  7. Really starting to get into Entourage. I wonder if the humans realize that there are like six different dogs that play the role of Arnold.
  8. Wow, major market meltdown today. I suspect that's why I'm back to canned food.
  9. At what point does a cat stop being a pet and start being a meal? I'm genuinely curious.
  10. Went to the beach this morning, but to be honest I just couldn't focus. Back at home, about to take a long-ass nap.
  11. Spent most of the weekend in D&J's pool. I've come to appreciate their hot tub as well.
  12. Beach yesterday morning, then a lovely evening of playing down at Aron's. Simply exhausted today.
  13. Back to canned food for today, but it was buffalo. I bet I could take down a buffalo.
  14. OK, holy shit. Fresh caught tuna tonight for dinner. I am a Good Dog.
  15. Went to the beach this morning. Waves were huge, couldn't quite bring myself to jump in.
  16. Salmon for dinner...now this I could get used to.
  17. It's so nice to have a pup-friend I can go play with...all this time I've been wanting to meet him, and it turns out he's really cool!
  18. Boy I'm tired today...can't pull myself off the couch, even for food.
  19. Went to Baby beach with the masters. Got all sandy. Then they left me in the car and went to get food. Now I need a nap.
  20. Just had the strangest dream about being licked by cats...must chase them later!